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Motu is the shiz. Just saying. Don't judge. You know my swag, not my story. But if you knew my AFF account, or my bookmarked fanfics, then you may judge all you want because I judge me, too. Teen correspondant.

Hunt for the Wilderpeople | Hunt for the DVD lol

Hunt for the Wilderpeople follows the story of a young boy, Ricky, who finds himself in a wild manhunt with his foster uncle Hec. Being on the run, they learn to put aside their differences and come to rely on each other, in order to survive out in the New Zealand bush.

In New Zealand, Hunt for the Wilderpeople hit cinemas on the 31st of March 2016, a film directed and written by Taika Waititi and based on the book Wild Pork and Watercress by Barry Crump. Becoming the highest grossing New Zealand film, it has now been released on DVD which you can find and purchase here. It’s also available on Blu-Ray here.

Special features on DVD and Blu-Ray include:

  • Audio Commentary with Taika Waititi (director and writer), Sam Neil (uncle Hec) and Julian Dennison (Ricky).
  • Featurette
  • Interviews
  • Bloopers

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

Don’t read on unless you want to be spoiled.

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My favourite scenes from the movie would include:

  • Any interaction with Aunt Bella because not only was she savage as hell, she was probably the sweetest lady ever. I actually threw a mini tantrum in the cinema when that thing (Y’ALL KNOW THE THING I’M TALKING ABOUT IF Y’ALL HAVE WATCHED IT) happened. Straight up, I sobbed angrily in the middle row, holding the cheeseburger that I’d snuck in.
  • Once rejected, now accepted,
    By me, and Hector.
    We’re a trifecta. 
  • ANYTHING WITH THAT SOCIAL WORKER, PAULA! No child left behind. Bruh, she actually terrifies me like how on Earth is she allowed to work with children hahahahahahahahaha send help.
  • Hector is cauc-asian? Well they got that wrong, because you’re obviously white. *inserts laughing emoji*
  • HECTOR BEING CALLED A PERVERT. PERV. MOLESTERER.
  • The Maori dad who asked for a selfie, and his beautiful daughter who sang “original” songs and had a seemingly endless supply of sausages.
  • The cute moments between Hec and Ricky where they’d bond and it’s probably the cutest uncle-nephew relationship because they both think the other is a bastard, but they protect each other and that’s true family. Tbh, they just have all these emotional moments and lessons throughout the film.

It’s actually so great. Please watch it. And buy it. And love it.

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Sieni Leo’o Olo | Incarcerated Outcast Review

Do you know what’s always a great way to keep an audience engaged? Harass and insult them. Or at least that’s how proud South Aucklander,  Sieni Leo’o Olo a.k.a Bubbahblacksheep The Ice Princess, likes to conduct her shows. She interacted a lot with the audience, staring directly into the windows of our souls (especially Mata) and it was a bit disconcerting at first, but it was also kind of funny, y’know?

I guess this is what we get for sitting in the front.

Awkward eye contact.

You chose brilliant seats, Mata. Thanks a buttload.

Okay, so maybe she didn’t harass us from the start (or at all, really. She only called us ugly once or twice, and that comment was made halfway through her act, anyway) but her nerves were evident in those first few minutes. As she continued earning laughs from the crowd, she seemed to settle into her zone with newfound confidence.

Once in her zone, Sieni gained many LOL’s with relatable family stories, mutual disdain for things like interviews and children (VERY MUTUAL, especially in the case of children), and horrifying fantasies.

INSIDE JOKE- those first few statements I made were the bread for the shit sandwich I’m about to make. Ha, kidding.

She delivered good jokes, executing them very well, but things aren’t always perfect, and even with Sieni being a Queen on a remote island, there were a few hit and misses with some of her material.

But not a lot.

The material that didn’t necessarily sit with me were jokes that felt very forced, and not completely thought out in my own personal opinion. She had a lot to say, but some of it felt so rushed and then in other cases they seemed to drag on for so long- but I’m not saying that it wasn’t funny, just maybe not as funny as other parts of her show.

Then again, it’s incredibly difficult to remain blank when faced with undeniably accurate reenactments of types people we all know (and wish we didn’t), hilarious skits and that self-deprecating humor I’ve always loved.

I’d also like to say that Sieni has got to have some of the big balls, particularly with her mother sitting in the crowd when she told us about her stand on relationships, sex and drugs. I don’t think I’d ever be able to say half the stuff Sieni said on stage to my mother’s face But this is mostly because I probably wouldn’t live to finish the first sentence.

Any islander that’s able to discuss sex to their mother’s face is either brave or stupid- but maybe Sieni just forgot her mother was in the audience? Ha skeeeee.

On a side note, I feel the need to mention that even though the recommended age is 13+, some of the jokes might be a bit much for a 13 year old, even if I know that 13 year olds are probably the grossest little shits out there.

Olo has great energy, a “vibrant” personality that connects well with the audience and has a refreshing approach with her very flattering facial expressions, on-point voice impersonations and characters. Her constant movement on stage was funny too, making us laugh with little actions.

I’m expecting a lot from Sieni, she’s a delight to watch and she’s honestly just super cute because you can tell that she’s genuinely happy to be up on that stage, making people laugh with her insane anecdotes. I strongly recommend checking her out, and keeping a keen eye out on her, because she’ll only get better. The few cases where she let her nerves get the best of her will only lessen, and she will be a force to be reckoned with.

This is totally unrelated to her show, but she said I have nice hair and I almost cried. No one ever compliments my hair.

I loved your hair too, Xzibit. *inserts heart eye emoji* *winky face emoji* *kissy emoji*

Mata’s thoughts throughout the show- edited for clarity and brevity:

  • I actually looked around until I remembered my mum’s not in the country right now- then I realised that almost all Samoan mums sound the same when shouting someone’s name angrily.
  • Sieni hates a lot of things, and she’s a lot more up upfront about it than a lot of us could ever be.
  • A lot of her jokes hit the mark, a couple tend to overstay their welcome- but it’s okay because it’s funny.
  • So I’m holding an imaginary scooter and I don’t know what to… okay I’m just going to set it down now.
  • Go to her two remaining shows! Shit’s funny and every so often uncomfortable but what’s a little humour without the discomfort?

INCARCERATED OUTCAST

WHEN: Wed 4 to Sat 7 May
WHERE: Cellar at Q Theatre
GET TICKETS
TICKET PRICES:

Full Price $18.50
Concession $15.00
Group 6+ $12.00

*service fee may apply

 

 

Princess Hours/Goong Review – JiHoon & EunHye are Goals

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Hangeul: RR: Goong; lit. “Palace

I’ve been meaning to write this post for months now (since Mata first brought up me writing it), and haven’t done so due to my laziness. We’re going to be reviewing some old-school (ish) K-dramas because why not?

Now let’s get started, shall we? I’ll state it right now that this review will be hella biased, so deal with it.

Goong’s plot is pretty cliche, a forced marriage with the two main leads, the Crown Prince, Lee Shin (Ju Ji-hoon) and commoner, Shin Chae-kyung (Yoon Eun-hye). Immediately you know these two are going to end up together at the end of the show, because they’re END GAME. But just because they’ll obviously end up together, it doesn’t mean they won’t make us ship them with other people along the way or make us want to just kill the main leads, *cough cough* Lee Shin *cough*.

From the beginning of the show, Lee Shin is in love with ballerina Min Hyo-rin (Song Ji-hyo) and Shin Chae-kyung overhears him proposing to Hyo-rin, only to be rejected and now forced to enter a marriage with Chae-kyung (who he can’t really stand, and I still don’t fully get why).

Chae-kyung only agrees to help her family’s financial situation, because she’s a caring person. But does that matter to Lee Shin? Clearly not because 90% of the time, I wanted to punch him in the freaking face. Chae-kyung started to like him (duh -_-) as she spent more time with him, and he started to realise she wasn’t all that bad (HOORAY), but Hyo-rin in all her bitchy self realised she wanted Lee Shin back and weasels herself back into his life, despite having rejected him for ballet and ignoring the fact that he’s now married to someone else!?!?! And you know what else? She didn’t even care that she would be the side-chick. Like??? Freaking damn this all to hell.

Now, I didn’t have a problem with her rejecting him for ballet, because ‘YOU GO GIRL! I’m so proud that you thought about your life and career before a damn boy!’ but then she decides to drop everything(!!!! THIS MEANS HER BALLET, TOO LIKE REALLY?!) once she realises he’s not gonna sit around and hang on to her. And Lee Shin doesn’t exactly make up his mind on whether he should get back with Ballerina Bitch or be with Chae-kyung. I hella disapprove.

Chae-kyung doesn’t want to get caught up in all that, and I get that, because she only agreed to this marriage for her family and now, because of this marriage, she rarely gets to see them. Along with struggling to fit in at the palace, and liking a prick who’s giving her mixed signals along with continuously hanging with Ballerina Bitch, Chae-kyung relies a lot on her friend Lee Yul (Kim Jung-hoon) who was the original Crown Prince, before he was cast out. And yes, he’s the SLS (second lead syndrome).

Lee Yul, the person Chae-kyung should really be with, falls for her. And it’s hard not to, because if you ignore all her horrible hairstyles and outfit choices, she’s really beautiful and loving and disgustingly cute. And Chae-kyung would return his feelings, if she wasn’t falling for Lee Shin. And Lee Yul knows that, so he decides to cut in, much in the same way Ballerina Bitch does.

Really guys? Do y’all not know that this marriage was for TWO people? Y’all are so freaking extra. Bye.

This was really upsetting for me, because Lee Yul was such a great guy, y’know? But because he’s stuck wanting to be with Chae-kyung, he suddenly feels cheated out of a marriage that was originally set for him and her and tries to pry them apart. Again, I hella disapprove.

Lee Shin eventually realises how much he loves Chae-kyung, and how much he needs to stop being a prick, and how hard everything is for her. He steps in and acts more worthy for her which is something she’s been needing for a while because she was suffering due to of all of them, and the least he can do is finally be with her and love her the way she loves him.

AND IT ONLY TOOK BASICALLY HALF THE SERIES, AN EVIL MOM, TWO CHEATING SCANDALS, AND A TWIST ON THE “AM I YOUR BROTHER” CLICHE.

.-. side eyes the director and writer.

I got so attached to all the characters, and all the SLS feels destroyed me because Lee Yul was the complete opposite of Lee Shin, y’know? He was kind and caring, and he matched Chae-kyung so well, but the heart wants what it wants, and Chae-kyung wanted Lee Shin. If Lee Shin wasn’t in the picture, it would’ve been Lee Yul.

And Lee Shin is a real idiot, because he would take one step forward, only to go slamming backwards into an ocean of shit because he didn’t know how to make up his mind and be good. But when he finally ditched the bitch, and stepped up, I literally cried tears of joy, because fina-freaking-lly!!!

Goong was a really enjoyable kdrama, with all the feels and gross cutesy stuff, but be prepared for the terrible outfits and hairstyles, butt-faced friends and screaming because half way through it, I was just about ready to skin somebody. Lol jk, I’m not that psycho.

Another plus, was the kissing scenes because Yoon Eun-hye really knows how to kiss and she’s goals af and her chemistry with Ju Ji-hoon was lit!! They slay me.

AND I LOVE/HATED CHAE-KYUNG’S WEIRD GIANT LEE SHIN DOLL OMG IT’S KINDA CREEPY AND CRAZY AND JUST… I kinda want one.

And on that weird note, I’m out.

The Collected Works of Hayao Miyazaki Are Epic

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Hayao Miyazaki, one of the founders of Studio Ghibli, one of the most famous directors in his field and a renowned artist has a box set of 11 of his feature films. At age 73, Hayao Miyazaki retired after stating that 50 years is a long time in his industry. So his films like Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro released in 1979 to The Wind Rises, his latest to date in 2013 can be found in his collection, which can be purchased here.

As expected of Hayao Miyazaki, one of the most admired animators ever, all his films were great with strong female characters that develop throughout the film which contrasts in comparison to other animated females who too often portrayed as weak, and one-dimensional with no character development.

And the absence of the typical “bad vs good” plot in his animations is replaced with ones that show characters surviving among the “bad” as realistically, the “bad” is not something that can be so easily gotten rid of.

The animations themselves were well done with it’s characters moving with human-like movements, and drawn either by hand with the use of water colours with little computer graphics used.

The environment in his films are always so detailed and they’re so beautiful, especially the sky. The sky in Hayao Miyazaki’s films are absolutely amazing.

And of course I’m being completely biased when I say that Spirited Away was my favourite film as it was the first animated film I ever remember watching. It made me want to be just like Chihiro, a strong and kind girl. I was in love with the colours and I never really understood a lot of the characters until now. The themes are so well thought out and carefully shown throughout the film. Hayao Miyazaki’s films always leave a strong impression and he more you think about the meanings of his films, the deeper they seem.

The Collected Works of Hayao Miyazaki is a box set that I’m super happy that we have and I’ve grown so attached to the characters with well thought out storylines. I highly recommend it and they’re never boring.

 

Black Butler – “One Hellish Butler”

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I’m going to be straight with you, I haven’t seen the anime or read the manga which the live-action Black Butler film is based on. I know next to nothing about the anime or the manga, save for fanvids I’ve watched on YouTube, and will be basing this review solely off the movie alone. So leggo!

Black Butler is a film that I’ve been wanting to watch for a while now after stumbling across a fanvid of it in my search for kdrama fmvs. After witnessing some badass action scenes in the fmv, I was hyped for some kickass fight scenes with scary, brooding characters and a whole lot of blood. But here’s the trailer, which definitely (okay, probably) contains less spoilers than this review.

Directed by Kentaro Otani and Keiichi Sato, it’s a live-action adaption of the manga Kuroshitsuji by Yana Toboso, with Ayame Goriki as the female lead Shiori Genpo and Hiro Mizushima as the demon butler Sebastian Michaelis. Set in the future, year 2020, the plot follows the story of a young girl out for revenge after witnessing the murder of her parents. She disappears, and returns later as a boy with an entirely new identity, and alongside her, a butler. In exchange for help in her plan to take revenge against those who killed her parents, she offers her soul to the demon, Sebastian, which he’ll consume after aiding in Shiori’s revenge.

Sure, it has a pretty cliche and overdone storyline, but it was well executed and didn’t come across too predictable. The gore was okay, it freaked me out a little (especially the scene where that guy gets mummified), but it wasn’t so bad that I was afraid to leave the room without all the lights on. What originally sparked my interest in this film were the fight scenes, which were very nicely choreographed and edited just as well.

Especially in this fanvid, which omfg slaaayyyyssssssss!

Although this is my absolute favourite fmv for this film!

But on a very serious note, I TOTALLY LOVED THIS MOVIE AND THOUGHT ABOUT IT DAYS AFTER WATCHING IT. Hiro is bae (hella), Ayame is bae (double hella and she looks like my other bae, D.O Kyungsoo), and although I’ll forever have nightmares about being mummified, I’d rewatch this without a doubt. Also considering this is based off the manga and anime, I think I’ll be checking those out, too!

He’s so attractive. She’s so attractive. This was actually one of my favourite scenes, and I just think they’re precious little babies who need to take over the world and consume a bunch of souls and rid this universe of all evil while at the same time being the most evil (and sexy) beings around.

‘Home’ Review – It’s In The Out Now In NZ Cinemas

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Dreamworks Animation’s newest film ‘Home’ directed by Tim Johnson invaded NZ theaters today.

Introducing an alien race known as the Boov, one of the two protagonists, Oh, is a funny little character who’s constantly making mistakes. The Boov, led by Captain Smek (aka Captain Smack because he talks a whole lot of it) are constantly on the run from their mortal enemy, and escaping to Earth, they think that what they’re doing is okay and is even helping those already inhabiting it. Obviously, this wouldn’t be the case, but the Boov are blind to that.

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So moving to Earth, all the humans are gathered up and placed in one section on Earth, all of their belongings left behind and no way to get out of where they’ve been left. But a young girl (the other protagonist) named Tip wasn’t taken with everyone else, most importantly, her mum. And so she waits, and she looks for her mum only to come across Oh who’s in a similar (sort of, not really) situation to hers. Tip is running from the Boov, fearing that if they find her, she won’t find her mum whilst Oh is running because he’s messed up yet again, and this time he was going to face some serious consequences.

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One of the best things about this movie were the characters. The cowardly Oh and brave Tip’s relationship just further showed us how different they were, and as the film progressed with more feels and more dilemmas, you begin to see changes in Oh and see how much he’s learning and growing. He becomes more considerate over time, begins to realise that there’s more to life than just yourself, like family and friendship. It’s pretty cute, really.

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But one of my faves was Captain Smek. Y’all shoud all look forward to him. I disliked him so much, I loved him.

Talk Smek, get Smekked.

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Another great thing about this film is how despite it being aimed for quite a young age group, a lot of the humour fit well with an older audience, and when we attended the screening, the teenagers laughed so much harder than the kids. The voice actors were also perfect for the characters with Jim Parsons as Oh, Rihanna as Tip, Jennifer Lopez as Lucy Tucci (Tip’s mum’s name hahahahahahaha), Steve Martin as Captain Smek and Matt L. Jones as Kyle.

Although I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, I, grudgingly do admit that the plot’s been rather overdone and the misfit’s angle isn’t an original concept.

The soundtrack was simply perfect for the film as well and I could see myself jamming out to those tracks outside the cinema. If you enjoy a lot of Rihanna and Jennifer Lopez’s music, then you’ll enjoy the soundtrack because a majority of it is them, otherwise, you might not like it as much or at all.

They matched the scenes of the film, and when good music is matched with the right scene, everything is so much more enjoyable. Did I mention that Rihanna’s voice gives me life and so when her tracks started during the film I was so just so happy about it. Also our fellow Boov Oh sings a lot like our beloved Jess, the similarities were uncanny.

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‘Home’ came out in New Zealand cinemas on the 19th March so definitely check it out. It’s worth the watch and you won’t be disappointed.

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Falling In Reverse: ‘Just Like You’ Album Release

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Currently my newest obsession, Falling In Reverse has recently released their album, ‘Just Like You‘, jam-packed with not only rocking tracks that leads to intense head banging sessions, but also some kick ass lyrics that don’t only make you laugh but also conjure up some pretty intense feels that can also be anime related because seriously, try to listen to some of these and NOT imagine Tokyo Ghoul or Attack On Titan. Take for example, ‘God If You Are Above‘ and ‘Stay Away‘ would just be perfect for an AMV. It’d be magical and I’m calling you out if you disagree. Lol joke, I can’t fight for crap.

Although I don’t really like their album cover, the music itself is spot-on, the theme of drugs, and grief are clearly evident in their songs, the vocals are powerful and the guitar and drums you hear throughout all the tracks that may or may not have you jumping up and down in your bedroom are so nicely put together, everything fits so beautifully. It’s crazy…

You may also notice those heavy guitar and drums that you will all love are absent in their last track, ‘Brother‘ which is hands down one of my favourites. Replaced with a soft piano, the lead singer’s voice is soft and still holds so much raw emotion that definitely had me crying, especially paired with those freaking lyrics, just damn. The song dedicated to his late brother, is a heart-felt track that you’ll have on repeat for hours.

I’ll definitely be dancing around to ‘Just Like You‘ in homeroom though, because everyone at that school are a bunch of assholes, myself included. Even if that line about his mum is totally hardcore, I’ll be wary of singing that aloud, because hey I’m Samoan, and my mum will not hesitate to break MY back hahahahahaha love you mum. And now I also love Falling In Reverse.

Doesn’t ‘Chemical Poisoner‘ just slay you? Those seconds of just the guitar before everything else comes in is so beautiful, and I don’t get it but there’s this rush of emotions that hit me all at once and it’s just wow. I’m just awe-struck by all these tracks, the same way I was with Marianas Trench.

Get Me Out‘ though is every teenager’s theme song, like come on! How is this so relatable? Thanks FIR for all these amazing songs that will be my anthem until I, y’know, find another anthem. I’m a teenager and my anthem will constantly change okay?!

Their album was released in New Zealand on the 20th of February, so go out and buy it or order it because it’s definitely worth it. Super grateful to Warner Music for bringing these guys to my attention, they’re legit af.

P.s Do they give you a My Chemical Romance x Fall Out Boy vibe or is that just me? Doesn’t matter because they’re all perfect. And I wrote way more than I’d expected so now I’ll just be quiet, or something idk.