Game of Thrones 4×03 – Breaker of Chains Review

GOT.CerseiTroubling episode, no? Well, more troubling than usual that is. Let’s talk about what transpired tonight on our favourite cutthroat show, Game of Thrones. Most of the episode consisted of the immediate aftermath of the Purple Wedding (a framed Tyrion, a Sansa on the run!) while the rest of it was spent playing catch-ups with some of our other favourites. Beware of SPOILERS.

‘Breaker of Chains’ sets us up for what is sure to be the trial of the century, preparing us for the far-reaching ramifications of Joffrey’s murder, interspersed with scenes of Dany at Slaver’s Bay, Arya and The Hound on their way to the Eyrie, Jon Snow, Samwell Tarly and Gilly at Castle Black- Littlefinger and- haha jokes, he’s no one’s favourite. Okay, maybe he’s someone’s favourite- but not mine.

But first thing’s first, should we get right into that scene? I think we should, because the fandom is split, I mean really split, about what occurred in the Sept between Jaime and Cersei. On one hand, this series has never shied away from using rape as a plot device, while it’s not pretty you should know what you’ve invested your time in, and on the other hand there’s a chance that something has been lost in the translation from the page to our screen that changed what occurred in the Sept from consensual sex to outright rape. As someone who sped-read through all five books in the span of a week after binge-watching the first season, yes it’s possible when you’re procrastinating, I won’t pretend to be an expert on the finer details. However having said that, this was one of the scenes that stuck in my mind for a bit after reading A Storm of Swords because of the ew factor. I mean, c’mon guys- nasty incest is already gross without the added factor of nasty rapey incest beside the corpse of your nasty inbred child in your world’s place of worship? Ya nasty.

In the book, the scene could be interpreted as consensual- although the fact that the chapter is told from Jaime’s POV kind of pulls that into question. All of the information that is given to us reflects his subjective perception of what’s going on, and upon a second/third glance at the scene, Cersei does also protest at the start in the scene on the page. So is it really consensual in the book? Portraying something completely from a particular character’s point of view is hard to do onscreen, the closest way to mimic the book’s format would be to have a voice-over narrating and that’s just all kinds of no, amiright? It could be that by simply taking what occurs at face value and translating it onto the scene, stripped of any internal focalisation, the show depicts a much more unbiased account of what went down in that Sept. Ya dig?

I don’t want to spend anymore time talking about it, because other things did happen in this episode, but I’m curious to see what others made of the scene other than the usual ‘ew, naaaasty incest again‘. I continue to lament Cersei’s lack of agency and how it’s informed the development of her character- and the continued perpetuation of the patriarchy and how shitty it is for women in Westeros. We’ve got fans yelling about how the Sept scene undoes Jaime’s development so far (losing a hand for saving Brienne from rape and all that jazz) but what of Cersei’s?

Say what you will about Cersei, but that woman loves her children. Her character is defined by the men around her, Cersei is the daughter of a power-hungry man who married her off to a drunkard that never really wanted her, and the female half of a twincestuous relationship- with the other half not hearing her say no on the occasions she does say no to nastiness- she hates her younger brother not just for his being a dwarf but for -in her eyes- killing their mother and perhaps one day bringing about her own demise. Not to mention the fact that she spawns a monster of a son- who by the very fact that he was male was given the power (if not the respect) she felt she deserved. She wants to be her father, but she can’t because she’s a woman. Oh to be a woman ‘of power’ in Westeros, huh? Kudos to Lena Headey for her performance. For someone who hasn’t read the books she sure can embody that haughty, crazily trying to make up for her complete lack of agency, ruthless and utterly protective of her children lioness rather well. Joffrey was a monster but, as I said last week, his death was a tragedy for someone- his mother.

Tywin, not too bothered by the death of his eldest grandson, merely points out to the next in line (the sweet-tempered Tommen) that he is the next in line and gives him a history lesson on what makes a good king- over Joffrey’s grave and in the face of his grieving mother. Cersei’s expression as they walk off is one of sad-realisation that her role, after everything she’s put in or sacrificed, is so reduced that she can’t even keep her children from dying or at the very least in her own care.

Someone, for whom Joffrey’s death was not a tragedy was the Queen of Thorns. While Margaery is unsettled by what she witnessed, further strengthening the idea for viewers that she wasn’t involved in her new husband’s early demise, the Queen of Thorns is quick to say what we we’re all thinking, “You may not have enjoyed watching him die, but you enjoyed it more than you would’ve been being married to him, I can promise you that.” Lady Olenna needs to be around to show me how to life like she does- and how to poison kings without any of the backlash.

It’s good to see Arya and the Hound doing well- and the Hound continually teaching Arya the facts of their hellish life. Even if it means smashing and stealing from a farmer and his daughter who did nothing but take them in and give them food- after Arya’s quick wits saw her easily lie to the poor man about the Hound being her father and fighting for the Tullys. Which brings me to a very important question that’s gnawed at me since the Red Wedding, what happened to the Blackfish? Catelyn’s uncle? I mean I know what happens to him in the books, sorta, but we haven’t heard a word about Arya’s baddass great uncle. If the larger theme of this episode is the idea of ‘survival of the fittest’, the Blackfish is sure to have survived the Red Wedding. The Hound really hammers the idea that the weak die and the strong survive into Arya’s head- reminding her that most of her family is without a head for thinking that their world was an honourable place where justice prevails and the good come out on top.

Closer to the wall we’re confronted with the danger of the Wildlings breach and what it means for those poor folk caught in the crossfire. Once again, the Wildlings are the fittest in this case and when those Thenns tell that young boy they’re going to consume his mother and father the idea that being part of ‘the fittest’ perhaps means losing most of your humanity. We get to see Jon Snow! And he’s showing some sound judgement in regards to how the Night’s Watch should approach the ‘Wildling Problem’. Seeing Ygritte exercising her right as a free woman was great, but man the brutal killing of innocent folk is always a difficult thing to watch.

Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones - Breaker of Chains

And finally Daenerys Targaryan, ending the episode with a bang. She catapults barrels full of broken slave collars, a symbolic move and one that should prove fruitful, working in her favour as she diplomatically navigates herself, again, into the position of the people’s champion- she has the eyebrow down pat. It doesn’t hurt that she is also a rousing orator and her champion, Daario, basically owned the slave masters of Meereen’s champion. Dany doesn’t use her dragons this time, choosing the simpler avenue- her words. For a young Queen who initially began with less agency than Cersei, she has become one of the main power holders of the show. Sure, it’s all the way across the Narrow Sea- but everyone knows that eventually Dany will find her way to Westeros. Eventually.

Honourable Mentions:

- Because I spent so much time up there on other things I didn’t get to discuss my favourite heartbreaking scene from the episode. Tyrion’s conversation with his squire, Podrick. You come away heartbroken and fearful- both for Tyrion and the most loyal squire in all of Westeros- because it’s just not fair, is it? I’m sorry, but if you didn’t feel anything during this scene you’re a monster. Because Pod not only tries to smuggle Tyrion all the things he refuses to betray him- thus putting a bulls-eye on his own back. Honour is a dangerous thing to have in Westeros, especially in King’s Landing.

- Ugh, Littlefinger returns. That slimey slimey man. Sure he saves Sansa- but why? Also, he knew what would occur at the wedding, because he had something to do with it? Why does he crush the necklace? Why have it given to her to take it, crush a stone and throw it down onto Dontos pin-cushioned corpse? Spoiler alert, I do believe the foreshadowing is strong in this one. Alayne Stone?
- “When it comes to love, I don’t choose sides.” Oberyn explaining bi-sexuality in less than ten words tho’. I will admit, while his seksi time scenes may be lulz- I feel it detracts from his overall baddassery. When Tywin interrupts to speak to Oberyn about poisons, serving as the third judge in Tyrion’s trial and whatnot you find that Oberyn’s poison backstory is really stripped down. There’s more to this Dornish man than seksii-times with both men and woman and his excellent wordplay- he founded his own sellsword company for Stranger’s sake. So here’s to the show giving us more bamf and less fudgery.
- Samwell and Gilly and little baby Sam join us, hi Cassie, this week. It’s understandable that Sam would be protective of Gilly- he’s a decent bloak if a bit of a dunce- so duncey everyone thinks he’s bullshitting about killing a Wight. However he just comes off as patronising and his efforts a bit in vain.
- BOOK SPOILERS AHOY! Seeing Gilly’s baby again makes me wonder, have they completely shafted the so-called Wildling Prince storyline? Mance Raydar’s wife, Dalla, his baby (the Wildling Prince) and Dalla’s hot sister Val are noticeably absent- both onscreen and unmentioned. It’s an odd choice considering the large part played by Val at the Wall, which involves the Wildling Prince- Gilly’s baby and the Red Woman and an eventual trip across the Narrow Sea.

Game of Thrones Trailer #2 - “I Will Do What Queens Do. I Will Rule.”

*Internal screaming*

The latest Game of Thrones trailer is upon us and we are beside ourselves with excitement. Seriously, it is all I could do to stop myself from running around like a wildling yelling ‘The WHITE WALKERS ARE COMING’ but I would look insane. Instead, let’s look at what made me weep with utter joy during- because our favourite HBO show will be returning on the 6th (7th for NZ on SoHo?) of April.

Quotes that had me crying:

Arya: “Joffrey, Cersei, Tywin Lannister, The Red Woman. I can’t sleep until I say the names.”

The Hound: “The names of every person in Westeros?”

Arya: “Only the ones I’m going to kill.”

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Daenerys: “I will do what Queens do. I will rule.”

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Oberyn Martell: “The Lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts.”

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Jon Snow: “All we can give him now, is justice.”

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Tyrion: “If you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place.”

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Cersei: “The day will come when your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.”

Game of Thrones Season 4 Trailer…Sneak Peek

We get a full trailer in two days, but in the mean time the Game of Thrones marketing team have utilised their Vine page to give us some sneak peeks of the trailer.

Awkward, they won’t embed for us. Well here’s a link to the HBO Vine.

Although everything is under 30 seconds it’s enough for us to be completely amped for the trailer. What are you most looking forward to? For me it may be the Red Viper. Gah, Oberyn Martell! Who’ll be played by Pedro Pascal.

I am Oberyn Martell, a Prince of Dorne. Princess Elia was my sister, Princess Elia of Dorne. You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children. You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children. You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children. I came to hear you confess. Now say her name.

Game of Thrones Finale: 3×10 - ‘Mhysa’ Review

We start where we last left off, our heroes slain in the house after the grievous breach of Guest Right by Walder Frey. (Have you figured out a way, bar alcoholism, to make the pain stop? You never will, muahahaha! Kidding.) You know, I actually didn’t think they’d include the bit with Grey Wind’s head and Robb’s body. But they did, and seeing it made me as queasy as reading about it in the book did. Having Arya see it, that was its own special kind of adaptation meanness. This episode was all about the wind down from the Rains of Castamere, checking in with some characters, before setting up for season 4.

Fuck yeah Asha (I mean Yara) Greyjoy!
Fuck yeah Arya Stark! Because after seeing what she saw, knowing what she knows, it would only take a few words from some soldiers to send her over the edge. Bet he was mostly talking shit, that’s what you get though. Talk shit, get daggered. Maisie Williams actually scared me a little here. Not just because she stabbed him, but the way she slowly walked up behind him whilst he spoke. Yes, I’m waiting for the Cat of the Canals.
Then, fuck yeah Ygritte! Which, incidentally belongs in the ‘Stop it, because it hurts’ bucket. You just know that she wasn’t going in for the kill shot, if she’d wanted Jon dead then he’d be dead. However despite his betrayal, she loves him and I think she really just wanted to hurt him as badly as he hurt her. Rose Leslie was amazing here.

Reek, Reek, rhymes with meek. Oh dear, Ramsay’s everything we could hope for in a completely psychotic bastard. Speaking of bastards, Gendry’s set free by the Onion knight after they bond. I’m glad Davos managed to turn his new found reading skill to his advantage, reading the message from the Night’s Watch and giving it to Stannis at the most opportune time.

Giving Shae a proper storyline on the show was a huge mistake, because the next season could prove to be so much more heartbreaking because of it. Also, show Sansa is a lot nicer to Tyrion than book Sansa. Speaking of deviances, we could fill this post with them, I want to quickly touch upon the decision to bring Jaime to King’s Landing. I know they sped up his storyline by quite a bit, but did they have to hurry him home before a certain Wedding? It changes a few things.

Tywin’s one of the characters, when he’s putting Joffrey back into his place, you think is so damn badass and then remember is a prick when you see how he treats his children, especially Tyrion who seems to be the one Lannister with his priorities straight.

However they chose to end the episode on a slightly more uplifting, heh literally, moment. The newly freed slaves’ acceptance of Dany as their Mhysa, Mother. I’ve seen some contention regarding that final scene, with the words ‘white saviour’ being thrown about. I’m here for the dragons, I see them flying about and that’s all it took for me to feel uplifted. Yeah nah, not weighing in the racism debate, I’m too tired and it’s almost 1am here. Ain’t nobody got time fo’ that.

Special Mentions:

- Joffrey looks a bit like an eager puppy. I need a show where Tyrion just makes potshots at Joffrey for a good half hour.

- I can’t be the only person who tittered at this.

And now The Game of Waiting begins. What are you most looking forward to for next season? Lady Stoneheart? Sand Snakes? The Red Viper? Purple Wedding?

Game of Thrones 3×03 Walk of Punishment and 3×04 And Now His Watch Has Ended Reviews

Walk of Punishment

Awkward, when your marksmanship is so bad that your uncle the Blackfish has to snatch the bow and arrow off you and set your dad’s funeral pyre on fire himself. Edmure isn’t the most competent of Tullys, however he is Hoster Tully’s heir. Think about that. That’s mean, especially considering if you’ve read the books you know he’s more than just a bit of a blundering fool, he’s someone who cared enough about his people to open up the doors of the castle for his smallfolk.

The thing about family dynamics in such a show is that it’s always, well, messed up. Robb seems to forget that if anyone’s made the hugest blunder in his camp, it’s the person that stares back at him in the mirror.

Back at King’s Landing Tywin calls a meeting and watches as Varys, Littlefinger (Lord of Harrenhal, laugh at the joke, go on.) and Maester Pycelle scramble for the ‘best seats’ while his two (adult) children make do with what is left and how they both handle it is of interest. I can’t remember whether this particular tidbit is in the novel, however I will say this. This one scene is the equivalent of a chapter in terms of character exposition. Cersei will drag her chair from the end of the table to be right beside her father. Tyrion, however, not content with sitting on the sidelines, or being put there, drags his chair to the other end of the table directly across from Tywin. Unfortunately he then has to sit there and be made Master of Coin. Ouch.

Arya and Gendry’s with the Brotherhood- who have the Hound. She wants the Hound to be punished for what he did to the baker’s boy the last time they were at the particular inn.

Theon gets ‘saved’ by someone he thinks is sent by Asha- sorry, I mean Yara. We, readers of the series, know who he really is. He’s a bastard. Literally.

We check in with Jon Snow beyond the wall kickin’ it with Mance Raydar and the Wildlings. They come across some nice artwork left by whitewalkers. The Night’s Watch were attacked and the survivors make their way back to Craster’s keep, where Gilly is having her baby and the men try to warm themselves near Craster’s fire without killing him.

Dany, in Astapor, is shown walking along the Walk of Punishment. A wall where slaves who’ve ‘stepped out of line’ are strapped to a cross and left to die in public. She offers one a drink but he tells her he wants to die. Dany is witnessing slavery at its worst in Astapor and being the kind of person she is, you can see that it troubles her. She haggles with Kraznys mo Nakloz, through the translator Missandei who tries to relate Kraznys’ vulgar words much more delicately, about acquiring all of the Unsullied, even those that are not fully trained. She winds up using Drogon as a bargaining chip, something that Ser Jorah and Selmy (who’s there to serve, aww yeah) argue with her over. Daenerys does not take kindly to them opposing her in public. She also takes Missandei, who’s much older here than she is in the books. But that’s cool.

Ah yes and Jaime, trying to save Brienne from being raped, gets his sword-hand cut off.
The world of GRRM is a cruel place, for those high and low born. But we already know that. There are a few more highborn folk who have yet to discover this.

Special Mentions:

- Podrick Payne, a lover as well as a fighter it seems.

- Farewell Hot Pie and don’t burn your fingers. Sage advice from Gendry.

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And Now His Watch Has Ended

I just want to stare at Daenerys Stormborn’s badassery for a bit. This episode was, in a sense, crazy! Crazy good! I’m pretty sure I didn’t blink for the final ten minutes of the episode. The final scene was like Baddassery 101. Dany not only cements herself as the most BAMF character of the season, she does it so flawlessly that you can’t help but hate yourself for ever doubting she would make it this far in the early stages of your ASOIAF reading/GOT watching career.

What is a man without his other hand? The aftermath of Jaime sans hand is pretty bleak, I mean dude lost a hand.

The Hound is sentenced to trial by combat and the person he’s to fight is…Beric Dondarrion! Dun dun dunnnnn! Arya’s still not impressed- because in her mind the Hound’s already guilty. Well, because he is.
Bran had a dream that his mum chucked him out of a tree. Um?
Dianna Rigg- honestly Lady Olenna making Varys slightly uncomfortable is the best thing ever.
Cersei, sucks to be you.
Margaery trying to work her magic for Sansa. It’s sweet. Really.

Remember how the Night’s were trying to keep warm without killing Craster? Everyone fails. Why? Because Craster’s a creep and eggs them on and one thing leads to another and before long the place is in chaos. Honestly, MUTINY ENSUES! Which seems to come out of nowhere, but really has been brewing for a bit. The Lord Commander literally gets stabbed in the back. Samwell’s crawled out of the place by that point, but stops by to find that Gilly’s given birth to a son, and they run.

But I keep coming back to the end of the episode. I swear I’ve re-watched it like fifteen times. I was getting antsy about the whole ‘does she/doesn’t she speak Valyrian’ situation. Because in the books you know straight away that this dude is really pissing her off, however with the television show you’re not inside Dany’s head so you don’t know until that moment where she yells out ‘Unsullied!’ in Valyrian and you just double fist pump like you did at the end of the 2011 Rugby World Cup final- well unless you were France. I mean she reveals that she speaks Valyrian and then has the Unsullied kill all the slavers and then frees the Unsullied, giving them the choice to walk away so that they follow her willingly, WILLINGLY. AWWWWW MAN WHEN DROGON KILLED KRAZNYS BY FIRE BEFORE JUST FLYING AROUND BREATHING FIRE- THE EPICNESS IS UNCONTROLLABLE! When Dany throws the whip down and the Unsulllied trample on it is as they march past. Dany doesn’t need a whip to command love and respect.

Special Mentions:

- A Dragon is not a slave.

- In the book series I really start to understand the honor code that Jaime lives by, and in a way it’s heartbreaking. I hate and love that they’re beginning to go into that, because the internal conflict it causes, both for viewer and character. However the way Martin makes Jaime much more complex than just being the other half of an incestuous, villainous, set of Lannister twins.

- Ramsay, ya’ bastard.
- And now his watch has ended. *creys*

Game of Thrones 3×01 - Valar Dohaeris Review

Valar Dohaeris, which of course means a whale’s vagina. I’m kidding, and if you didn’t catch that Anchorman reference then son of a bee sting what’s wrong with you!? Valar Dohaeris means All Men Must Serve in High Valyrian, which I suppose is a running theme for this episode, maybe even the entire show? All men… and women, hell even animals, must serve at some point. Who or what you serve can be your undoing or your survival. However I feel it isn’t just a character’s actions and loyalties at question here but their existence. In the Game of Thrones the idea of who you serve can have an impact on or is impacted by what purpose you serve. All men must also serve a purpose. Why do they even exist? Roslin, for example, it seems they’ve kept her around for more…exposition? Not sexposition- heh. I don’t know, remember when they gave us the drunken knight in season 2? SPOILER: he’s supposed to have a big part in getting Sansa out of King’s Landing in the books, however we’ve yet to see him since. They’ve changed it so that Sansa, from the get go, knows that Lord Baelish (however untrustworthy you the audience may find him) is behind her prison-break.

Dany’s dragons, (bit of a spoiler alert) enjoy that freedom, guys. Astapor and the unsullied. Am I happy with what I saw of the Unsullied? I suppose. Can’t wait for Dany to lose her shit. Already sick of what’s-his-face. WOO SER BARRISTAN!!! I liked how they portrayed the assassination attempt on Dany’s life by those pesky Warlocks. Just because they want the D. D for Dragons.

Margaery Tyrell. Seeing some Tyrell love after today’s episode. Just remember, she’s a hardball player. She knows what she’s doing. Politically, she’s got her head in the game and I like that it’s more overt in the TV series.

Joffrey’s cowardice is such a great feature. I wonder, did Joff turn out the way he did because he came after Cersei killing off Robert’s true heir? I mean, his siblings are a lot more sympathetic.

Speaking of sympathetic characters, my poor Tyrion. Sidenote: I always love a good banter between Cersei and Tyrion because he’s got the wits but she’s got the haughty bitch quips.

Oooh BURRRRN.

Right, Tyrion’s daddy issues, for good reason. Gawd Tywin’s such a douche- which is funny because (spoilers) you’ll find out if they don’t alter what happens to Tywin in the TV series. Speaking of possible outcomes, will Shae’s fate in the book series come to pass? I’ve found her characterisation on the TV show to be much more likeable than in the series so I don’t know how it’ll happen. Especially considering what happens in the book sort of fuels Tyrion to go full on rogue- well along with the events that occur at the Purple Wedding.

Review in the style of the TV show: I don’t like that Jon doesn’t have Ghost with him. Um, is there a reason? I actually can’t remember. Also, where is Mance’s missus and her hot sister? Robb, she’s your mother listen to Jeyne, wait that’s not Jeyne. Davos, you poor sod. Although I for one like that you stepped Melisandre out from the get go rather than tip toe around it. There was no Bran, Arya (and so no Gendry!), Jaime or Brienne this episode but I trust we get to see them in the next.

It was a tad hard to get a handle on this episode due to all the jumping about from character to character, location to location. I can only imagine how non-readers of the series would have felt. At least with the novel you could settle into a character a bit before the point of view changed again. However all in all I liked it, mostly because of the feels. Everyone’s susceptible to the feels and I know it’ll only get worse as the season progresses.

Special Mentions:

- You had one job, Sam Tarly, ONE JOB.
- I couldn’t help myself. The people of facebook are just way too easy!

- Now go watch the second episode’s trailer you crazy kids! HERE

Game of Thrones: Valar Dohaeris - All Men Must Serve

Winter is Coming (literally for us in New Zealand) and Season Three of HBO’s smash hit Game of Thrones is afoot. It would be a travesty not to discuss what we’re most looking forward to this season and speculate on how much more they’re going to deviate from the book series. Especially considering how Season One of the show barely made any deviations compared to Season Two.

Whether you’ve read G R R Martin’s series (how about the end of A Dance With Dragons?!) or have just watched the show, go check out this high-quality interactive info-graphic developed by Direct TV based on the show. Pretty cool stuff. It’s great if you want a quick refresher of what’s happened so far on the show or if you just want to check it out for your own fan(girl/boy)tastic reasons. If you haven’t watched the first two seasons or read the series, SPOILERS. Click the picture below and/or keep reading this post at your own risk, spoilers ahead! The King's Road Map

Alright so what I’m most excited/hoping/dreading to see this season: The Unsullied, the Bear pit scene, growing dragons, more from beyond The Wall (You know nothing, Jon Snow), the Red Wedding (sob), the Reeds (finally!), Queen of Thorns, the Purple Wedding (hurrah!), growing dragons. Did I say growing dragons twice? It’s probably because I really want to see more of Drogon, Rhaegal and Viserion.

I suppose I’ll only choose one to discuss because I can’t keep you too long from your lives, also you need time to comment with your own expectations/hopes for Season Three before you leave the comfort of the internet for the real world today.

Let’s talk the Purple Wedding, that is King Jerkface Joffrey’s wedding to Margaery Tyrell, are they going through with this wedding and what it entails this season? I mean, they’re definitely going through with the Red Wedding so it would make sense for this to also take place. I can’t see them deviating from the books on this one, but then again I didn’t think they would deviate from the books in terms of Dany’s dragons being taken from her! So, what could happen in the place of the Purple Wedding? I don’t know what could happen in its place. The Purple wedding was a hot mess of excess and extravagance with a pinch of uncle-shaming, topped off with some regicide. Oh dear, I’ve said too much! Although I will say one more thing, where the Red Wedding stunned us into blubbering messes the Purple Wedding was a small consolation for broken hearts everywhere. Surely. I mean, in a series where bad things happen to good people it’s nice to know that every now and then bad things also happen to bad, jerkface, canty bastard inbred people. Uhm, yeah, so- OW! AH! I am being eaten by mosquitoes! Okay, if uh, if you haven’t already watched it a hundred times go check out the extended trailer for season three.

So, what are you most looking forward to this season?

A little bit of this perhaps? Maybe some of this?

Oh wait same thing, but still so awesome.

Have a think and drop us a line, maybe you’re just keen on boobs, bow chika wow wow and some violence, either way we’d still like to hear from you!