Category Archives: Show Talk

Theatre shows, comedy shows- anything on stage- probably also encompasses concerts too. I’m too lazy to go check so if I’m wrong I’m wrong.

Li’i Alaimoana – Minority Report

When you are a Pacific Islander and you read a Pacific Island name on a big sign outside a building you feel almost compelled to go and cheer them on. I was lucky enough to be able to go and cheer on a fellow P.I. and Billy T Award Nominee for 2017 at his comedy show at Vault at the Q Theatre and what an experience it was!

We were greeted with a keyboard, guitar and microphone. Vault is such an intimate atmosphere so it felt like we were all mates hanging out in front of a stage. Li’i began the show with some ambient music via his keyboard. This was mixed with a whole lot of giggles about various day to day activities such as bringing in the washing and doing dishes whilst dealing with emotional blackmail from your wife. Very very very VERY relatable (or so my husband says). Li’i then introduces his show with a kind of trigger warning. It is based on some very personal experiences. The type that your every day Pacific Islander is no stranger to and this sort of brings the mood of the room to a different level. It is very sobering to see a male bare a part of himself like that and it was appreciated.

The show continues on with lots of jokes that had me in complete fits. Discussions about growing up and watching your parents and their dance moves had me back in the garage watching my family members drinking and dancing. The sprinkler one of my all time favs was performed and this had me in stitches. The atmosphere was lifted when Li’i played a game with one yawning audience member who happened to be front and centre in the seating. Li’i has quick humour and drew on the audience for a few unplanned but very effective laughs. The use of music was impressive and fun. His whole demeanour is so relatable and he truly is hilarious!

His timing and presentation isn’t that of your everyday comedian. He almost seemed like the funny uncle whose jokes you can always rely on to get the party started and keep the party going. In fact he seemed like the uncle who would be the last man standing at a party! Li’i gives you a show that you can relate to as a parent, a single person, a Pacific Islander, a Palagi and even as a kid I am pretty sure you could relate to and laugh at some of his outrageous island humour. There was a lot to love about seeing a fellow brown person on stage commanding and demanding the respect he deserves. Li’i shows us that we can follow our dreams and be something great whilst also being our loud brown and proud selves. What a show!

You can watch some of his more casual funny stuff right here.

Paul Williams | Summertime Love REVIEW

Paul Williams, 2017 Billy T Award nominee, really finds his groove on stage at his show “Summertime Love.”

Literally.

I have never been to a comedy gig with so many different types of funny! There is a lot going on, but it works in with Paul’s weird/cool/awkward style of comedy.

Things I learnt about Paul Williams:

1.Paul has many talents. We already knew about his mad skills on the mini keyboard from his appearances on The Guy Williams Show, but his musical genius doesn’t stop there. In fact, it doesn’t stop at music either – I’ll leave it for Paul to tell you about his one great talent, but let’s just say, the single people in the audience won’t be single for long.

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2. Paul gets distracted easily. Which I found hard to discern whether that was actually part of the gig, or whether he really does just sometimes, mid sentence, wonder about the audience’s daily intake of water.

3. Paul loves a bit of banter with the audience, and slammed out some solid impromptu one-liners that had me in stitches.

4. Paul genuinely seems like a nice guy. This added to his hilarity in an honest, down-to-earth, “kiwi” way.

5. Paul Williams has been to New York.

Things to look forward to when you go see Paul Williams:  

1.Some kick-ass yoyo skills

2. Weird-and-probably-irrelevant flirting tips

3. Nostalgic stories of a NZ childhood

4. A seminar

5. Sick dance moves.

 

Just a special mention to Paul’s audience – they really created an atmosphere of comedy, they were hanging out for Paul’s for the next joke. SHOUT OUT to the couple who sat in front of me, with the loudest and greatest laughs of all times – the world needs more people like you!

Make sure to catch Paul this week in Auckland while you can! Ticket info here

Frickin Dangerous Bro | Money in the Bank Review

I generally don’t like to gas people up, however to say Frickin Dangerous Bro, comprised of Jamaine Ross (Jono and Ben, Funny Girls), James Roque (Jono and Ben, Funny Girls) and Pax Assadi (George FM), are a top act to catch this NZ Comedy Festival isn’t much of a stretch.

Yes, that’s based on seeing them for the second time but hey- I’m allowed.

So they’re back this year, with an appropriately (because apparently they received some pretty hefty funding) titled show Money in the Bank (MITB). 

The premise is they’ve got some money in the bank however they balled too hard and well you know what happens when you give young bucks too much money.

Comedy gold.

I must admit, for me, MITB didn’t have as solid a start as last year’s G.O.A.T however the rest of the show was still every bit as punchy, witty and hilarious.

As to be expected their sketches ranged from highly inappropriate out-of-it situations to everyday slice-of-life (sorta) ones we could see happening in our own lives.

And in between it all were their interactions both with each other and the audience which gave the show that relaxed, inclusive, feel which carried through into each skit.

In terms of organisation it was a bit of a shambles, and they admit they’re still not the greatest with endings, but that’s all part of the charm innit?

I think they’ll forever be working out kinks, crazy amount of money or not, because of the type of guys they seem to be. However, like I’ve said, it works.

The best bit is, I highly doubt each night will be quite the same, for example maybe they’ll find the second dice they lost the first night- for the third/fourth show?

Maybe.

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Honourable mentions:

  • Bruh, there was this couple sat just in front of us who felt the need to repeat everything FBD said, or make a remark at every joke, whoop at the most annoying times. Hands were ITCHING to be thrown, istg.
  • If my research is correct these boys had $35,000 or so to irresponsibly spend, in order to create “the most baller show”  we’d ever see.
  • OMG ISSA GUN SAAAAS

James Nokise | Talk a Big Game

Samoan-Welsh James Nokise talks a big game in his Auckland show, Talk a Big Game, this comedy fest.

I couldn’t help myself.

In his 15 years of comedy, he’s spent the last 10 years focused on biting political commentary.

However when political commentary (internationally as well as locally) needed him the most- in the wake of 2016’s NZ Flag referendum, America’s Trumpocalypse, Brexit in Europe and Jexit (John Key’s exit) in NZ- Nokise vanished.

Or rather decided he’d had enough of the hoopla and was going to throw in the political commentary towel and spend an hour talking sports like a good kiwi bloke.

Or did he? Nokise lulls us into a false sense of sport security before actually hitting us with his on point political and social commentary the entire time.

The poster issa ruse, however don’t complain, because much like the promo pic for his show you’ve GOT to know that it’s not what you’re going to get.

And if you didn’t click second or third joke in, mate, c’mon.

In amongst all the laughter Nokise seamlessly unpacks a myriad of issues- disguised as a Sky-sport post match package- holding a mirror up to our society and telling us to flex.

It’s great, it’s good banter ranging from his Samoan father’s favourite sport, to theories on why Steven Adams- who I swear looks more Mexican than Tongan- signals the end of the All Blacks as he makes his way through a list of sports.

He trusts his audience’s intelligence levels, comfortably discussing sports and complex issues in a way that’s not an hour of calling out racists, or of impersonations of minorities- though you do get a bit of both.

With the finesse of a performer completely at ease on stage his style of structured- but loaded with tangents- set keeps the audience not only entertained and in stitches, but has them thinking ‘well goddamn’.

We highly recommend you grab yourselves tickets to his remaining shows- you can do so here.

Guy Williams | Why am I like this?

I’m pretty sure 95% of people who know Guy Williams, have seen him on the telly, or have heard someone mention, “that dick Guy Williams,” has wondered: Why is he like that?

Why is he so awkwardly upfront and so eager to put people in uncomfortable positions? Why is he so keen to offer loud opinions? Why does he like Twitter so much?

So, I headed along to his International Comedy Festival gig ‘Why am I like this?’ at The Basement Theatre to learn why.

Guy has insulted many people in his career as a TV and radio personality in New Zealand, but to see him do it live in a comedy set, is just simply art in motion.

As soon as Guy pranced on stage, killed a couple musical instruments, grabbed an audience member and stole their beer, it was non-stop.

He left no prisoners. There wasn’t a person he didn’t mention without insulting them (well, maybe his mother). It was more than I could’ve hoped for.

The 1 hour set covered a range in topics, from Guy’s love of basketball to Kaikoura sperm whales, and finally focused in on New Zealand’s political climate – as only good comedy gigs do – which is unsurprising as he holds a degree in Political Science from Victoria University.

Throughout the loud and opinionated set, Guy “man-splained” (his word, not mine) and gave us an insight on what it’s like to grow up in a privileged white middle-class upbringing.

Apparently, it was both easy and hilarious.

So, if you’re wondering why the guy that once said, “I’ll do anything for a retweet,” is who he is, or just want an hour of straight-up laughing, then head along to see him in action.

Guy Williams – Why am I like this?

Guy Williams is back with more of his wrong opinions spoken confidently and loudly!

His revolutionary quantity over quality approach is “licensed to thrill”. Boy oh boy this is bound to be one of the shows in the year!

“The most unfunny comedian since Seinfeld” – Ivan Lloyd, Facebook

“Almost as bad as Reece Darbie and Flight of the Concords” – Kiwilad, Stuff.co.nz commenter 

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Facebook – Guy Williams

Twitter – @guywilliamsguy

Instagram – @GUYWILLIAMSGUY

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Rose Matafeo | Sassy Best Friend

What could possibly be better than snuggling up on a couch watching NRL on a showery Friday night in Auckland you ask?

How about a quick trip into the city centre to a little place called the Basement Theatre, to watch a quick witted, intelligent and beautiful woman named Rose Matafeo tear up the stage in her latest show “Sassy Best Friend”. Not only that but on arrival to be served BEST FOODS MAYO SLIDERS … FOR FREE … ALL NIGHT! What even is this heaven!?!

The NZ International Comedy Festival is back for another year serving us some belly aching laughter as per usual. This year I was lucky enough to head down to watch Rose Matafeo serving some sass and man was it worth every minute! Not only did I get a feed pre entry thanks to the festival sponsors BEST FOODS MAYO! But I also got a hell of a lot of funny, in the form of a single brown female, an ipad with some pretty awesome tunes, some mills and boon type books, a microphone, a guy named Conrad who works in design and perfectly timed comedy.

Rose who has moved to live in London has come back home and upon return is showing us just why she is one of our favourite NZ Comedians. Walking into the theatre itself we were greeted by her and then had the privilege of watching her dance and do yoga poses as a warm up! Her taste in music would get a 10 from me! Who could be mad at Bruno Mars was serving us bars telling us what he likes as we waited for 7pm to roll around.

Rose brings to the table a delicious bite sized (1hr’ish) show that sheds light on what it is to be the “Sassy Best Friend (SBF)”. You know, the one in movies, not the lead female, but her best friend, the one always there doing the most to prop the other one up! Her sass knows no limits delivering almost faultless one liners about everything from why her curly hair makes her a shining example of the SBF (which includes an excellent remix of the Rihanna tune “Work”), anecdotes from her childhood reminiscing about a wonderful teen period (one of my favourite LOL moments), to the struggles us Hip Hop loving feminists have (yes I would still give her a 10 for her choice in music here too). Her presence in a small intimate environment like the Basement Theatre is so loud and commanding but at the same time there is a hilarious, almost awkward shyness about her that makes her so damn loveable (just ask Conrad)!

Her little quips about her time spent in London gave me some of the heartiest laughs I have had in a long time, these coupled with her tales of her time spent at Auckland Girls Grammar School  in the drama department had me in tears and upon looking around I sure as hell wasn’t the only one. Rose has the ability to make the most awkward poses on stage seem so natural, or perhaps it’s the other way around! Regardless her stage presence, props, persona, jokes and outfit (including the very distressed wife of Martin) made for a hugely enjoyable night. She is one of the best comedians we have round these parts and not only that but she is half Samoan! Can I get a YASSSSSS one time for our Pacific Sister!

If you enjoy quick humour and a bit of self deprecation (in classic Kiwi style) then this show is for you. Make sure you get down and support a sister! Do it for your happy feels! Get some endorphins flowing fam!

Rose Matafeo – NZ International Comedy Festival 2017

Sassy best friend (sas-ee best frend)

  1. A sidekick to the main character in a romantic comedy;
  2. not conventionally attractive, quirky, hard to love;
  3. sometimes not white, often gay.

Rose returns home with a show inspired by her favourite film heroes and her terrible taste in movies. Sassy Best Friend is about friendship, finding yourself and giving up on your dreams.

Rose is performing at the Basement Theatre over the next week you can BUY TICKETS HERE! 

 

Say Something Nice | Review

From the mind of Sam Brooks (Riding in Cars with (Mostly Straight) Boys) comes Say Something Nice which isn’t so much a play, as it is an experience.

In this world you come across a lot of dicks out there, and sometimes you do and say things that makes you one of them- don’t do that.

Say Something Nice will teach us all how to be nice to each other, which isn’t too hard.

Often enough we’re too bogged down in our own lives to really care about the things we do and say, or more likely the things that we don’t do and say.

What we do, as opposed to what we think, defines who we are.

We may think we’re being nice, but unless your actions back this assertion you’re just someone who thinks nice things.

Say Something Nice is rather confronting, but not in a bad way.

You aren’t going to be lectured at by someone wearing robes telling you how to treat each other, save that nonsense for Sundays.

It’s a thought-provoking piece of multimedia theatre that doesn’t just require your participation, but your willingness to think about what ‘nice’ is and whether or not you’ve applied it at all in your actions.

The show is limited to about 20-30 people, which should make for an interesting session.

Here’s some advice: bring an open mind and your best poker-face, I reckon.

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When: 7pm, 7 – 10 March (As part of Auckland Fringe)

Where: Maota Samoa / Samoa House (Level 1, 283 Karangahape Road)

KOHA SHOW but limited to 20/30 people, so book at smokelabours@gmail.com to reserve your spot.