K Series DVD Review - Clash of the Seven Kings

K series, animated by the studio GoHands and directed by Shingo Suzuki, follows Yashiro Isana (known by most as Shiro) a charismatic and easygoing teenager faced with a difficult situation when he’s randomly attacked on the street by a group of guys hellbent on killing him. When Kuroh Yatogami comes to the rescue, you think ‘phew, cool’ but then it turns out, Kuroh is also trying to kill him.

You find out that Shiro’s supposedly the murderer of Tatara Totsuka, and has quite a bit of people out for his blood, some to avenge the death of their friend, and others to stop evil. But as Shiro (barely) evades their pursuits you become rather engrossed in the mystery and great animation (them fight scenes!). So much so that you almost don’t care that some of the characters’ motivations are wishy-washy at best and if you nudge at the plot too much it could come apart. The story is told in 13 episodes about 20 minutes long, which I think would have been enough time to develop the backstory a bit further- because I was very interested in the history of the Seven Kings and how they came to be in power and to have their powers that they could then pass on to their clan members? Also what’s a strain? Because that storyline seemed to come out of nowhere, much like Shiro’s arrival.

However it’s an entertaining watch, so I recommend you give it a go if you’re keen for some escapism and good animation. I now pass you over to Motu.

The critical part of this review may come from Mata but I, myself, I loved this series so much, I can’t even begin to express how delighted I was to finally start watching it after waiting for so long (it was released in 2012- hey that’s long for a teenager!) and I was not disappointed.

I recommend getting the series, if you’re in New Zealand or Australia you can grab it from Madman Entertainment, the DVD series collection comes with the original Japanese Trailers and a Character Art Book. Also, there’s a movie confirmed for release this July- although who knows when us plebians in the Southern Hemisphere will get it.

Jam-packed with humor, brilliant fight scenes, a good plot with complex characters and (perhaps my own projection here but) ALL THE YAOI! I don’t even… Yaoi just brings me so much joy.

Kuroh x Shiro. CAN YOU SEE THEIR HANDS TOUCHING?!

Fushimi x Yata. *internal screaming*

Mikoto x Munakata. This scene kills me everytime.

Seriously sobbing right now, because I can’t stop thinking about all of Shiro and Kuroh’s interactions which kept me giggling up until 2am and searching for fanvids on Youtube. Or Mikoto and Munakata’s flirty fight scenes. Like, c’mon. I dare you to tell me that there wasn’t something going on between those two. And Yata and Fushimi. I can’t even think of these two without bursting into hysterical fits of laughter, because they were so funny. Yata’s a crazy, swearing and short-tempered nincompoop who I love more than I thought possible and Fushimi’s a monkey. Lol, monkey.

WATCH THE SERIES AND YOU’LL GET THAT REFERENCE.

It was a roller coaster of emotions, keeping me on the edge of my seat and surprising me while also scaring me at certain points. Some of their scenes were down right creepy, but they still made you laugh. Except for the times you’d cry.

Sometimes out of sadness.

And other times, you can’t help but cry because you’re laughing so damn hard!

Which, wouldn’t be hard to accomplish if you watched the scenes with Neko and Kuroh. Or Yata and Fushimi. Or Kuroh and Shiro. Or Mikoto and Munakata.

So good, I’m so keen to watch ALL THE ANIME- for review, of course. For review. I wonder if this can count towards extra credit in English. I think it should.

Game of Thrones Season 4 Trailer!

Season 4, which will be roughly following the second half of A Storm of Swords, is going to be -what I call- absolutely glorious. If this mere one minute and 44-second trailer is anything to go by, the season will be jam-packed with everything both readers of the book series and loyal fans of the show will appreciate. The trailer gives us a glimpse into almost all of the characters we’ve come to love….and hate, with a new face (brand new character for non-readers) to behold who we’re sure you’ll love.

The shadow of a dragon over a city, Drogon? Joffrey whining to Jaime about his ‘winning’ of the War of the Five Kings- scoff- and images of slaughter, and a proud Daenerys flashes up as Jaime responds “The war’s not won.”

Ser Jorah’s voice counseling Dany, no doubt, that “It’s tempting to see your enemies as evil, but there’s good and evil on both sides in every war ever fought.” Before her…response?

“They have a choice, they can live in my new world, or they can die in their old one.” At least with Dany, who is “but a young girl and know[s] little of the ways of war” is far more cunning than Joffrey could ever be.

Asha! I mean Yara in a longboat there. I am mighty excited for Kingsmoot. If that occurs here, you never know with the TV show.
Things are a bit tense for Tyrion, oh but I wonder why? I look forward to the purple wedding so much, what I don’t look forward to is the aftermath for a few of my favourite characters.
We see some Jon Snow and *tear* Ygritte, as Jon’s voice warns that “if the wildlings breach the wall” it’ll be hell. Which, according to Melisandre is what they’re already living.
I’m glad to see Arya, my favourite Stark, who’s still traveling with the Hound.
“If you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place.” Tyrion’s words, which I can only imagine are meant for Oberyn Martell, aka the Red Viper. Dear epic greatness am I excited about meeting the Martells. ‘Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.’

Game of Thrones Season 4 Premiere Date!

This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill. We have a launch date for the 4th season of Game of Thrones, April 6th. Well, 7th for us here in NZ.

Don’t freak out, but please proceed to freak out.

The first trailer will air this Sunday night, Monday early afternoon for NZ.

Catching Fire Review

HUNGER-GAMES

If you were wondering, no, the second film in The Hunger Games doesn’t disappoint. With a new director, Francis Lawrence (no relation to JLaw) at the helm, the second film in the franchise proved to be a much better-oiled machine than the first. And yes, this is coming from someone who’s read Suzanne Collin’s trilogy, and I know a few things were tweaked and or omitted- but The Hunger Games: Catching Fire followed the book a heck of a lot more closely than The Hunger Games did. But let’s not get into that right now; let’s talk about what our feels did during this two and a half hour ride. Do I need to warn you about spoilers? I suppose I do. Spoilers ahoy!

Firstly, can we all just breathe a sigh of relief that although we had our qualms about the casting decision (of new characters) the chosen actors were brilliant in their roles? They nicely complimented and really worked well with our star cast. As to be expected Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth, respectively our Katniss, Peeta and Gale, have great onscreen chemistry amongst each other. Lawrence’s steely, at times frustratingly stubborn portrayal of Katniss really hits home in scenes where she plays a girl who doesn’t know how much her actions affect those around her. And I don’t just mean in terms of the unavoidable love-triangle between herself, Peeta (her victor-partner and “love”) and Gale, the broody childhood friend who’s in love with her. I mean as the Mockingjay- the symbol of hope in a rotten society.

Of course we can’t neglect the great chemistry Lawrence and Hutcherson have with other cast members too, namely Woody Harrelson, our alcoholic Haymitch and Elizabeth Banks, the effervescent Effie- Banks really nails it as the increasingly unsure Capitol escort for Peeta and Katniss. Oh speaking of Capitol people, how hilarious was Caesar…again? Stanley Tucci’s laugh made me laugh, and like Effie we could see how conflicted he was despite trying to keep up appearances in the way his laughter didn’t quite animate his entire face.

And our newcomers- can we also give them some love? Sam Caflin’s Finnick wasn’t what a lot of people wanted but I think he’s what they needed, Jena Malone’s Johanna was perfect, Mags played by Lynn Cohen broke our hearts and Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Heavensbee was subtle enough to fool us all even those who knew what was coming. And Cinna played by Lenny Kravitz, even though what was going to happen to him was something readers had long since come to terms with- seeing it still managed to reopen that original wound and salt it like a bitch. I think we should all just stab Snow, I have to hand it to Donald Sutherland- his portrayal really does give me the heeby jeebies.

Cinematography and costumes were stunning and thanks to the better budget the effects were off the hook. I especially loved Katniss’ wedding dress; the games arena is absolutely terrifying yet weirdly beautiful.

But let’s get down to brass tacks. What hit your feels and what made you roll your eyes? Mags and Cinna dying hit me in the feels. Peeta finding a pearl on the beach and giving it to Katniss made me laugh because all I could hear in my head, at Peeta’s expression was ‘I got that bitch a pearl, bitches love pearls.’ Johanna’s scenes all have a special place in my heart, I like that they kept Katniss, Peeta and Haymitch’s first encounter with the victor from District 7 the same. That elevator scene made my life and the adlib with Johanna swearing at the crowd during their final interview with Caesar? Perfection.

I’ll have to admit that before the Quarter Quell began the movie moved quite slowly and I’ve never been a fan of triangles so the suspense in regards to who Katniss loves is lost on me. I just felt bad for Gale getting whipped like he did, I really wanted that douche to die but that was where it ended for me. I see no point in the triangle except to pull in shipping teens.

The unnecessary bloodshed finally begins to hit home with some of the Capitol, and Effie’s heartfelt goodbye to her tributes/victors really does hit home. “You both deserved so much better. I am truly sorry.” And she’s right, everyone who’s ever entered the arena against their will, hell even as volunteers, deserved better. It’s a brilliant commentary on our society, we’re all so easily distracted by the beautiful things that catch our attention and often forget about the underbelly of society where the less fortunate dwell.

We’re really set up for the larger scale world of Panem by the end of the film, which leaves us on quite the cliff-hanger. The decision to end with a close up of Katniss’ face upon being told that District 12’s been annihilated and their entire world has been thrown into tumult is brilliant, she’d been tranqulised earlier after finding out about Peeta being taken. In the novel it takes Katniss a while to come to, and everything she learns comes in drips and drabs as she goes in and out of consciousness after being rescued from the arena as the revolution begins.

By having Katniss come to with a bit more clarity and Gale, already out of place considering we last saw him in District 12, at her side there’s no delay in info relay. District 12 is no more, Peeta’s been taken by the Capitol and they’re on their way to District 13 and the two-part conclusion of such an epic series. Lawrence’s face goes from anguish to determination before the screen goes black.

Honourable Mentions:

- Prim’s a different sort of badass to her sister and you’ll learn this more in the final two (yes, the third book’s been split to make two films) movies. The little we saw of her in Catching Fire was promising.

- Josh Hutcherson’s height always makes me giggle, but I think he’s brilliant none-the-less okay.

- Can I just be bestfriends with the cast already?

- Them jabberjays though really pack a punch.

Auckland Armageddon Expo 2013

On Saturday we got to go to the Armageddon Expo Auckland 2013 thanks to On the Box. It was a fangirl’s dream, well next to attending the San Diego Comic-Con anyway (one day).

The fun started outside when we caught our first glimpses of cos-playing geniuses, Jess immediately pointed out a TARDIS and said ‘we’ve found our people’. When we eventually got inside the mass of people was almost overwhelming. One had no choice but to allow the crowd’s tide to carry them along. Like n00bs we consulted our map and flew past all the gaming, comic book and merchandise stands, trying to find our way to the Logan Campbell Centre for the Doctor Who panel.

Before we entered the LCC, we stalked a Dalek. Which Exterminated us…with water.

In the LCC, the crowd from the panel before ours dispersed as we took our seats, the excitement in the room palpable. Well, unless you were my sister who got chased up the stairs by a man-sized Elmo. The MCs hyped up the crowd as we waited and finally Winston Churchill (Ian McNeice), Jenny (Catrin Stewart), Strax (Dan Starkey) and Dorium Maldovar (Simon Fisher-Becker) were ushered onto the stage, met with cheers and applause by the ever-accommodating crowd.

There were some less than interesting questions that yielded some hilarious answers, some questions from people who haven’t been devouring news about the 50th Anniversary special like their life depended on it and then there were some questions (and more importantly answers) that really got the crowd fired up. While it seemed like the group genuinely had no idea what the 50th entailed, with each saying they had no involvement with the special, they had no problem speculating about it as fans of the show. When asked whether Tennant’s role would be that of the human!Doctor, or the actual Doctor, all speculated that the Tenth Doctor would appear with two hearts, not one.

McNeice called Matt Smith his ‘special Doctor’, echoing Catrin who stated that Matt Smith would always be her Doctor- who also said one of her favourite scenes to film was the fighting-sequence. One fan asked what it was like to kiss Matt Smith and Catrin intimated that the kiss wasn’t scripted, the kiss was followed by a slap, which incidentally was her favourite part of the scene. Although, she informed us, she did slap Smith a bit too hard in the first take, and that there were quite a few takes. We were then treated to the four actors’ rendition of the show’s opening theme tune.

Someone asked ‘If you could be any other Doctor Who character, who would you be?’ Simon immediately said ‘The Master’, Catrin said ‘Clara’ and Ian responded ‘Amy Pond, because we have similar legs.’ One fan asked whether they, as fans and actors who have worked on the show, thought it possible for the Doctor to regenerate into a woman. The crowd offered ‘ooohs’ as the fan asked the question but Catrin’s immediate response was ‘Yes. Anything is possible in Doctor Who.’ The response was met with an enthusiastic roar. Simon also added ‘Absolutely. There are Timeladies and in fact before Sylvester McCoy was chosen, a woman (his friend) was being considered for the role’.

We also had a Strax impersonation competition.

Nearing the end of the panel, the group was asked to do the Nerdfighter sign and say ‘Don’t Forget To Be Awesome’ it was amazing.

DFTBAWith our hour up we once again braved the outside to explore some more, coming across more brilliant cosplayers and their amazing costumes. Jess took, dangerously, a photo with a Weeping Angel. I may not have blinked, but we must remember that an image of an angel itself becomes an angel.

It was all over when we discovered a TARDIS and some Daleks.

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Honourable Mentions (and regrets):

- We saw some wrestling and got caught up in the crowd of people baying for blood.

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- Gutted we didn’t get to see Evanna Lynch or the Supernatural Panel.

- Doctor Who 50th Anniversary special will be broadcast globally on the 23rd/24th of November. Anyone else realised late and found that all the morning sessions are fully booked? We’ve booked a 4:30pm session and now have to avoid the internet at ALL costs until after we’ve seen it on the day…the Day of the Doctor.

Surviving One Direction’s Auckland Concert at the Vector Arena. A Jawkward Review.

Before one even arrived on the scene it was apparent what kind of concert we were in for. There were young girls everywhere, some with (One Direction themed) painted faces, some with signs and others clothed in Katmandu puffer-jackets and not much else. Lower Queen St and the area surrounding Britomart swarmed with Directioners and the different factions of the fandom; Carrots being one of the sections I learned about last night thanks to Kara‘s vast knowledge. The majority of which were chaperoned by tired-looking parents, with whom I felt a sort of affinity with. One Direction’s October 12 2013 Auckland Show was sold out, so I had mentally prepared myself for the surge of tweens. Or at least I thought I did.

1D MerchandiseUpon entering the venue there was a sort of buzzing in the air, exuded by the scores of teens and this buzzing got louder as we approached the arena. The buzzing, upon entering the arena, turned into cheers- but not just any cheers, screams so loud and shrill that it threatened to bust your eardrum.

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Sporadic, deafening, screams pierced the air, and your ears, at any given moment. At three points during the intermission the crowd cheered for an Opporto ad, an Opporto ad. Each time without fail. The supporting act, 5SOS (?), were met with gusto from the accommodating crowd. An Aussie band who sang some songs I didn’t know (Beside You…and, uhm, I can’t remember the others) and a cover of Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream.

As we waited for the stage to be set up for 1D, the crowd entertained themselves with more screams for inane ads, including a Dressmart ad and Girl Guide Cookies. They reserved their loudest screams for Opporto ads, however. When the lights dimmed and the impressive stage lit up, it alerted the crowd to the fact that One Direction were ready to perform and after that it was pandemonium. 1D The show started off with a video clip which took the audience through a party introducing each band-member, not that the excitable audience needed any reminding. And finally the lads (don’t judge me but I had to google the names) Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, took the stage and the screams became almost unbearable. However we could just hear the boys kick the night off by launching into a high energy track, ‘Up All Night’, tying in nicely with their intro vid.

It’s a good thing that the ground floor audience were also seated, or it could have become disastrous. There was a lot of jostling about on stage which translated to more cheers and screams from the young audience who sang along to every song sung. The boys encouraged the screaming, and the singing and applauded the arena’s zest.

During their engagement breaks, in which they bantered with the audience and amongst themselves, they had their usual ‘twitter questions’ bit. They were asked to do the time-warp and a New Zealand accent and once again someone asked them to do the Haka. Surely they should have known from the last time that asking a British boy band to attempt a traditional ancestral war dance is only entertaining when they’ve never been asked to do it before.

Haka: them being dicks lol, except Niall who just stood there #culturalappropriation #1DAKL

— kara / lorde (@winesandlines) October 12, 2013

The band’s singing talents can’t really be denied, the dudes can hold a note and rather well. The songs are catchy and upbeat, where they need to be, and although it got a bit tiresome when they kept telling the crowd over and over again that they were the loudest crowd ‘evah’ I found myself having not too horrid a time- to my dismay. The lighting and sound were great, and I really did like the stage. It was good.

Highlights were obviously the only songs I knew, one of them being ‘Moments’ (written by the amazing Ed Sheeran, whose concert we also reviewed), and a weird clip where they showed us the band dressing up in disguise, mic’d and left a’wandering the streets of London being filmed from afar.

2013-10-12 21.01.05One Direction’s encore consisted of ‘Best Song Ever’ before following it up with What Makes You Beautiful’, between the huge balloons being bounced around the audience and the confetti being dropped, it was quite the spectacle. I found it disconcerting because I’m used to concert-goers shouting ‘ENCORE ENCORE ENCORE’ before the encore, however it seemed all this crowd could muster were incoherent shrieking. However it seemed the concert was a roaring success, sold out, loud as anything and basically a deafening pot of gold. All in all, I suppose- apart from the screams which is unpleasant in any occasion, I can’t say I didn’t enjoy the moments where I knew the song and found my foot tapping along in spite of my misgivings. If there’s one thing the One Direction band-members know how to do is have a good time on stage. And who wouldn’t, when they have ear plugs to block out the majority of the ungodly shrieking? One Direction Concert

Mata’s Honourable Mentions:

- Lorde attended the concert, she tweeted she was the weirdest little goth there and commented on the enthusiasm of the audience. I heard she left early, though. Anyone care to clarify that?

1D- “Have you guys seen This Is Us?” *Jess and Mata shake their heads* 1D- “did you enjoy it?” *Jess and Mata shake their heads*

— kara / lorde (@winesandlines) October 12, 2013

- I rather liked their cover of Wheatus’ ‘Teenage Dirtbag’, perhaps because it reminded me of my own tweenaged years. I apologise if my age is showing.2013-10-12 22.41.42

Jess’s Corner:

I BLOODY LOVED IT. Check out our 1D playlist of song snippets from the night.

‘Wicked - The Broadway Musical’ Review

If there’s one musical you should catch this year if in New Zealand, before the final performance on the 24th of November, it should be this one. We’ve both had the chance of attending the production, me on Saturday night and Jess Sunday afternoon, and whether you’re already a fan of the music and story or whether you’re walking into the theater a complete blank canvas there is no doubt you’ll be leaving the Civic positively glowing, emerald.

Based on the novel by Gregory Mcguire, which was based on the 1939 movie (also based on a book) Wicked, as we all know follows the life of Elphaba the ‘Wicked Witch of the West’ and how she came to be, but also her friendship with Glinda the good witch and everything leading up to, during and following what occurs in the Wizard of Oz. The musical’s themes are vast and elegantly weaved throughout the play in a way that allows the audience to enjoy the show, and understanding the weight of the messages given through each well-delivered line or beautifully-sung lyric. The ‘good vs. evil’ rhetoric is questioned and we learn that ‘no good deed goes unpunished’. There is social commentary in the ideas of people will blindly following those in power. It’s important that you shouldn’t believe everything you hear.

You also find yourself identifying with the misunderstood yet courageous Elphaba (Jemma Rix) and even sympathising Galinda (Suzie Mathers), later Glinda the Good Witch, after everything is said and done. Because Glinda loses a friend and instead of being able to mourn her, she has to pretend to hate her. And Elpahaba makes a brilliant anti-hero, in that she is mistreated by life and dealt this hand but no matter how high the adversities are stacked against her there is always a grimmerie, I mean glimmer, of hope and she defies gravity despite it all. Perhaps, even, in spite of those who would bring her down.

From the brilliant cast to the wonderful set, costumes and stunning orchestra, there is something truly magical occurring on stage. The production value is excellent and combined with the talents of everyone involved there is no denying that what you see is thrillifying and most definitely unmissable. Seriously, check out these awards. And the New Zealand company give it their all. You have to resist the urge to sing along to ‘Defying Gravity’ ‘Dancing Through Life’ and ‘Popular’ because more than knowing the people beside you paid to see the cast sing the songs, you’ll get angry at yourself for obstructing your own ability to hear the angelic tones of each actor.

Even the creator of Wicked’s music and lyrics, Stephen Schwartz, who was in the first audience to catch the first performance in Auckland praised the cast, calling Jemma Rix, Suzie Mathers and (New Zealand’s own) Jay Laga’aia “delightful” and “spectacular”, referring to the New Zealand company as “the best cast [he'd] seen in years and years”.

Put simply, Wicked is amazing. Should you see it? Definitely. Will you want to see it again? Well, let’s let Jess answer that one.

Visit the official website and go book your tickets before it’s too late.