Want this cool as poster? Well all you have to do is answer the question we asked in our review of the Veronica Mars Movie and it could be yours!
Tell us how you’d get caught, trying to cover-up/commit a murder, and the most amusing screw-up wins!
Simply comment on this post below OR the review OR tweet us your answer to go into the draw and this badass poster could be ALLL YOURS to add to your “CRAZY-ASS MURDERER WALL”.
Competition ends next Sunday, 23rd of March.
So get to it, Marshmallows! Is the following gif necessary? Probably not, but it’s funny and don’t tell me it doesn’t make you laugh!
When I pee on the dead body, and they get my D.N.A
They be like “DA FUCK? NIGGA PEED?!” I will go jail. And I will say “WHAT DID I DO” Judge be like “DA FUK U PISSED ON THE DEAD BODY?!” Then I will say “NIGGA LOOKED LIKE A TOILET ANYWAY”
HAHAHAHAHAHA omg!
Haha! I’d plan it carefully (by stabbing the person with an icicle you see, then the murder weapon melts) but then get paranoid that they would trace the my DNA from the melted water back to me because I forgot to use gloves, or they can tell it was frozen in my freezer or my hair molted and fell on the person, or they could tell the water came from my tap, or I sneezed on them . Eventually I’d hand myself in at the police station bawling my eyes out saying I want to admit to planning a murder, but then get laughed out of the building when i show them my stickfigure murder plans to take down my nemesis, because it is so stupid, But its ok, one of them said they were friends with a writer from Shortland Street, and they thought it would make a brilliant new plot story “The Icicle Killer!” Expect to see it airing shortly.