Whoniverse: The Doctor [Will Be] In [Australia…no fair!]

WhoniverseNo fair! The Hub Productions will be presenting Matt Smith and Karen Gillan, with a further guest to be announced, on stage for the first time in Australia at Whoniverse: The Doctor Is In. Australia, across the ditch, get EVERYTHING! She screams like a spoilt child. What about New Zealand? Tickets for Whoniverse will be available mid-January from major ticketing outlets for Australia.

The event features the guests live on stage, talking about Doctor Who and their lives as Karen and the Babes (yes I’m really hoping the third guest is Arthur Darvill). There’ll be merchandise and rare collectibles to purchase from dealers, limited autographs and professional photographs available with the Doctor and Amy (depending on the ticket you buy) and all the things we in New Zealand won’t be getting. The travesty.

Matt Smith, Karen Gillan and others will be appearing in the following cities: Sydney - Saturday 1st March; Perth - Sunday 2nd March; Adelaide - Saturday 8th March; Melbourne - Sunday 9th March.

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Doctor Who: The Time of the Doctor Christmas Special - Goodbye Raggedy Man

This review/recap will be all over the show, as I am still smarting from the episode. In the end Smith’s performance held a rather crazy episode together, I have to admit that during the first half I wasn’t sold but the last 11 or so minutes had me. See what I did there?

Firstly, who would want to live in a town called Christmas? Especially one located on a truth field? Nope. And yet, it exists and the Papal Mainframe, a space church headed by Mother Superious Tasha Lem, someone with an interesting relationship with the Doctor indeed, have the Doctor go investigatin’ a town called Christmas. Which happens to be located on a planet that Handles (a severed Cyberman head) called Gallifrey. I suppose Handles was confused by the crack in the wall, really a split in the skin of reality- scar tissue from the 26th of June 2010 when the TARDIS blew up and took the universe with it, projecting a request for information. A question. Doctor Who?

The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. Doctor Who? If the Doctor speaks his name the Timelords will be able to come back into this universe, and what’s wrong with that? Well, according to the Doctor it would be “Hell, all hell. That’s what happens if the Timelords come back.” Basically if the Timelords were to come back the Time War would begin anew. They’re asking for his help through the crack in time, but if he says it all of his enemies will destroy Tranzalore and all the people on it- including the town of Christmas. The first thing the Doctor does is trick Clara, who he’d picked up from Christmas dinner with her family after giving them a full monty, into going into the TARDIS and sending her home.

With a bit of exposition the Doctor confirms what Moffat had been saying and we’ve been trying to wrap our heads around, that Hurt’s doctor counted as did Ten’s regeneration, even if he’d kept his foxy face- making Smith’s doctor the last. Well. Unless of course the Timelords help a Doctor out.

The Doctor has been stranded on Christmas (yes that’s the name of the town on Trenzalore) for over 300 years. The TARDIS took ages to get back to him, after he sent Clara back to earth on it, because she clung to it when she realised he tricked her. What on earth is wrong with him? Last time he tricked a companion into safety, Rose, she hacked the TARDIS console and absorbed the time vortex and became some all powerful being- this time Clara did a Jack Harkness and the TARDIS had to use power to keep her alive while they were in space.

With some more exposition, courtesy of Mother Superious (who’s actually really dead and now a Dalek unit) we discover that the Papal Mainfrain’s, now the Church dedicated to Silence, Kovarian branch were responsible for the TARDIS blowing up and thus creating the cracks in time when they tried to kill him and prevent him from ever making it to Trenzalore to this Christmas hell- I mean to the town of Christmas. This episode has been rather here there and everywhere- but an origin story for the Silence sect? Moffat, are you even trying?

The crack disappeared from the wall when Clara begged the Timelords on the other side to help the Doctor who was walking up the clocktower to his death. Irony, the Daleks have been trying to kill him for how long- and what does him in is old age. Love it. The crack reappears in the sky, as the Timelords do as she had asked and help the Doctor who’s dying from old age. The question is, however, did the Timelords send him one regeneration or a whole new set? The doctor, finally looking his [old] age, dances around on the clock tower, singing ‘regeneration 13′ before using regenerative energy to destroy the Dalek mothership. He then returns to the TARDIS to complete the regeneration cycle.

‘Times change and so must I.’ Smith’s final speech as the Doctor was heartbreaking, if beautifully done. The regeneration had begun and it reset the Doctor’s appearance so he looked young for his goodbye speech- it seems Ten wasn’t the only vain guy.

I’ll always remember when the Doctor was me.

When we saw the fish fingers and custard and Amy and she says “Raggedy man, goodnight.” I about lost my grip on my tears- despite not being able to get over their wigs. However in the end it was rather apt, Smith’s farewell. And the regeneration itself was pretty quick, while there were tears during his speech he didn’t mess around about changing.

Any moment now, he’s a comin’.

And here he is, Capaldi’s first words are ‘Kidneys, I’ve got new kidneys!’ His Scottish accent intact which is more than I can say about his knowledge of flying the TARDIS!

And now? We wait.

Honourable Mentions:

- So that’s what was behind his door, huh? The crack in time. Which emits a message, ‘Doctor Who?’

- Handles though, Handles was my favourite this episode. ‘When- when.’ Oh Handles! RIP Handles. Who’d been with the Doctor for a good 300 years. Um longest serving companion?

- Oh I’m so excited for Capaldi’s run!

The Day of the Doctor: Shall we discuss the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary episode?

Was the 50th Anniversary Special of Doctor Who everything you hoped for? I can tell you now that it won’t have satisfied everyone, it might well have pissed some people off, however we loved it. Although I wouldn’t say it was completely sound, a few questions were raised in terms of what exactly this episode would mean in regards to the Doctor’s timeline and mythology, however I can’t say that I wasn’t completely engrossed. And when the audience erupted into applause at the end, I can’t say I didn’t join in. Because at the end of the day, the ‘Day of the Doctor’, it was an episode filled with superb acting, numerous Classic&New-Who references and good fun- and perhaps even some tears. Now be warned, spoilers will follow.

doctorsLet’s just get right into the wibbly wobbly, time wimey points of interest, shall we?

First of all, Rose Tyler’s appearance. “They must’ve told you the Moment had a conscience.” Ah so Rose doesn’t really come back, she’s the interface for the WMD ‘the Moment’. Having been privy to the Doctor’s past and future the sentient WMD picks out a face and body that she feels the Doctor would appreciate. However, the interface doesn’t take Rose Tyler the companion’s form, instead it takes the form of Rose Tyler, Bad Wolf. “I think I’m called…Rose Tyler. No, yes, no sorry… in this form I’m called Bad Wolf.” It’s funny though, when this scene happened- one could construe it as Bad Wolf commenting about kissing the Doctor in general.

However the first time a kiss occurs it is between the Ninth Doctor while Rose is Bad Wolf, when she’s brimming with the time vortex and he kisses her to take it away. Could explain why the Moment thought it apt to use Bad Wolf-Rose as its interface. The Doctor doesn’t know Rose’s face yet and just tells the interface that he’s ready to kamikaze out. “If you have been inside my head, then you know what I’ve seen. Suffering. Every moment in time and space is burning, it must end. I intend to end it the only way I can.”

The Moment warns ‘the War Doctor’ that there will be consequences and he responds that he has no desire to survive what he intends to do. In using the Moment to kill everyone involved in the Time War, Timelords and Daleks alike, he intends to be destroyed along with them. Even before he tries to hit that ‘big red button’ he confesses that he’d done things to warrant him no longer deserving of the Doctor’s title. “I’ve been fighting this war for a long time, I’ve lost the right to be the Doctor.”

However the Moment’s punishment for his actions would be for him to survive the destruction.

The paintings in the gallery, which the Zygons had been skidoo’d into gave the Doctor an idea. In using that skidoo crystal and skidooing the entire planet into a 3D painting, essentially freezing it in time after tricking the Daleks to shoot themselves, the Doctors have altered the course of their own history. No longer is the burning of Gallifrey a fixed point in time and no longer is a fixed point in time an unmovable thing. I don’t want to get into the logistics of it all for fear of falling through a plot-hole.

Tennant, Smith and Hurt really do have great onscreen chemistry. Especially Smith and Tennant, their witty banter really made the episode, I could watch those two interact in anything. Anything.

But Gallifrey is gone, the Doctor is the last of the Timelords! Well he’s under that impression for sure, I suppose their forgetting that they even saved Gallifrey could explain this. It very nearly could have been completely destroyed, if it weren’t for Clara (and the Moment) offering her human perspective on the entire thing. That there’s no need for a Warrior, and anyone could be a hero- what Gallifrey needed was a Doctor. Just like when they needed a human companion to open the door to their cell as it was unlocked and neither of them thought to check it.

When all of the Doctors chimed in I couldn’t help but internally scream from the fangirling.

Thirteen? Moffat said Hurt’s ‘War Doctor’ won’t have any bearing on the Doctor’s regeneration count, as we are all in the mindset that the Doctor only has twelve regenerations before he can regenerate no more. And the War Doctor keeps denying that he is the Doctor, as much as Ten and Eleven do. However, Moffat lies more than the Doctor does. He’s already changed a fixed point in time, in the Doctor’s storyline, changing not just the Doctor’s history but perhaps altering the show’s history, so we can’t really place much trust in Moffat’s words.
However the Doctor will be on his way towards regenerating into his twelfth/thirteenth incarnation this coming Christmas, as Peter Capaldi takes the reins look out for clues as to how the mythology of his regenerations will change in order to accommodate further incarnations. It also means he is no longer making his way towards his death and eventual resting place in Trenzalore- because he’s already been there. Now, he shall find his way back to Gallifrey- never mind that he left the place looking for adventure all those years ago when he ‘borrowed’ a TARDIS with no intention of giving it back.

Honourable Mentions:

- Tom Baker’s cameo. All my feels, first of all the Fourth doctor’s scarf was worn by one of the scientists, but as it turns out Baker’s the curator? Also, he reveals the painting’s true name, “Gallifrey Falls, No More.” So is Baker just a familiar faced curator, offering a nod to the classic who era, or is he the Doctor having regenerated into a past version of himself for sentimental reasons?

- Zygons let bygones be bygones and so on and so on.
- Sexist Moffat strikes again? I have to say, I didn’t like Queen Elizabeth’s ‘weak and feeble’ line not including the bit where she states she has the ‘heart and stomach of a king’. I mean, she’s the monarch that referred to herself as having a lion’s heart. Sure she defeated the Zygon and got a zinger in there about the male species being so arrogant not to realise they’d been duped- but she also points out that the only reason she beat the Zygon posing as her was because it, too, was feeble and weak having taken the body of a woman.
- The round things!
- Timey-Wimey
An Adventure in Time and Space (Written by Mark Gatiss)
I know An Adventure in Time and Space deserves its own post, however for now it will receive this honourable mention. David Bradley was amazing as William Hartnell, The docudrama really did give me a sense of just how much of a groundbreaking show Doctor Who was and is.
As always, no doubt I’ve missed something you feel should have been discussed, drop me a line. Until Christmas, or until the need to talk about Doctor Who arises again.

Countdown to The Day of The Doctor.

Here are a couple of interesting Doctor Who stuff that caught my eye today.

Check out this parody that Youtube user TheThirstyHirsty has done of Christina Perri’s “A Thousand Years” titled “For Fifty Years.” Some fantastic work here, I wish I has some actual talent to make masterpieces like this.

I saw this photo on Twitter of a Time Lorde. Cracked me up!Time Lorde

I have been getting way to excited for Sunday. Actual conversation at work today as follows.

Co-worker: So, Sunday eh . . . Doctor Who in 3D?
Me: albfhebwfilehgiufghiusfsjdbfhjsdbfhd!

crazy dance

Later haters,

Jess

Second “Day of the Doctor” Trailer: Longer and WOWAWEEWA.

Not much to say except enjoy! The BBC released this earlier today, about 20 minutes ago on youtube haha. If you haven’t seen it, GET TO IT!

Oh and hahahahahahahahahaha stop it!

Auckland Armageddon Expo 2013

On Saturday we got to go to the Armageddon Expo Auckland 2013 thanks to On the Box. It was a fangirl’s dream, well next to attending the San Diego Comic-Con anyway (one day).

The fun started outside when we caught our first glimpses of cos-playing geniuses, Jess immediately pointed out a TARDIS and said ‘we’ve found our people’. When we eventually got inside the mass of people was almost overwhelming. One had no choice but to allow the crowd’s tide to carry them along. Like n00bs we consulted our map and flew past all the gaming, comic book and merchandise stands, trying to find our way to the Logan Campbell Centre for the Doctor Who panel.

Before we entered the LCC, we stalked a Dalek. Which Exterminated us…with water.

In the LCC, the crowd from the panel before ours dispersed as we took our seats, the excitement in the room palpable. Well, unless you were my sister who got chased up the stairs by a man-sized Elmo. The MCs hyped up the crowd as we waited and finally Winston Churchill (Ian McNeice), Jenny (Catrin Stewart), Strax (Dan Starkey) and Dorium Maldovar (Simon Fisher-Becker) were ushered onto the stage, met with cheers and applause by the ever-accommodating crowd.

There were some less than interesting questions that yielded some hilarious answers, some questions from people who haven’t been devouring news about the 50th Anniversary special like their life depended on it and then there were some questions (and more importantly answers) that really got the crowd fired up. While it seemed like the group genuinely had no idea what the 50th entailed, with each saying they had no involvement with the special, they had no problem speculating about it as fans of the show. When asked whether Tennant’s role would be that of the human!Doctor, or the actual Doctor, all speculated that the Tenth Doctor would appear with two hearts, not one.

McNeice called Matt Smith his ‘special Doctor’, echoing Catrin who stated that Matt Smith would always be her Doctor- who also said one of her favourite scenes to film was the fighting-sequence. One fan asked what it was like to kiss Matt Smith and Catrin intimated that the kiss wasn’t scripted, the kiss was followed by a slap, which incidentally was her favourite part of the scene. Although, she informed us, she did slap Smith a bit too hard in the first take, and that there were quite a few takes. We were then treated to the four actors’ rendition of the show’s opening theme tune.

Someone asked ‘If you could be any other Doctor Who character, who would you be?’ Simon immediately said ‘The Master’, Catrin said ‘Clara’ and Ian responded ‘Amy Pond, because we have similar legs.’ One fan asked whether they, as fans and actors who have worked on the show, thought it possible for the Doctor to regenerate into a woman. The crowd offered ‘ooohs’ as the fan asked the question but Catrin’s immediate response was ‘Yes. Anything is possible in Doctor Who.’ The response was met with an enthusiastic roar. Simon also added ‘Absolutely. There are Timeladies and in fact before Sylvester McCoy was chosen, a woman (his friend) was being considered for the role’.

We also had a Strax impersonation competition.

Nearing the end of the panel, the group was asked to do the Nerdfighter sign and say ‘Don’t Forget To Be Awesome’ it was amazing.

DFTBAWith our hour up we once again braved the outside to explore some more, coming across more brilliant cosplayers and their amazing costumes. Jess took, dangerously, a photo with a Weeping Angel. I may not have blinked, but we must remember that an image of an angel itself becomes an angel.

It was all over when we discovered a TARDIS and some Daleks.

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Honourable Mentions (and regrets):

- We saw some wrestling and got caught up in the crowd of people baying for blood.

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- Gutted we didn’t get to see Evanna Lynch or the Supernatural Panel.

- Doctor Who 50th Anniversary special will be broadcast globally on the 23rd/24th of November. Anyone else realised late and found that all the morning sessions are fully booked? We’ve booked a 4:30pm session and now have to avoid the internet at ALL costs until after we’ve seen it on the day…the Day of the Doctor.