Ever wondered what on earth Tilly was saying? Well wonder no more with our comprehensive (not really) Compendium of Tillyisms you’ll be speaking and interpreting like a posho bitch in no time!
Utmost curiosity - Expression of interest
Kissingtons - Fond greeting between friends
Totes Amazeballs - Amazing
Bear with, bear with, bear with. (Repeat as often as needed.) And back. - When you’re on the phone and someone tries to talk to you, raise hand and utter. 
Marvolizzimous - Marvelous
Brillo-pads - Brills/Brilliant
Major [insert noun ie mess] and his friend Colonel [insert noun ie catastrophe]! - Expression of dismay and disappointment.
Starvington Station - Hungry as
Flabagastamoomoo - Flabbergasted/Astonished
Totes [insert verb/noun]ulating - On the verge of something.
Rudulent - Rude
Special Ocasiones - Social Occasion
Defo - Definitely
Go on the Pullingtins - Be on the lookout for a hook up/on the prowl.
Possibolos - Possible
Negativitus - Negative
When in doubt, add the combined suffixes ‘osity’, ‘tins’ or combined ‘ing-tins’ to a word for instant posh sounding effecting-tins. _____________________________________________
***With almost everything in the world this isn’t a perfect list. There are terms and phrases which we have missed, purposefully or not, so drop us a comment if you have one to add because we overlooked it. It would be totes rudulent of us to do so but it defo happens.
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Disclaimer: We do not guarantee the usefulness of this guide, which we shall henceforth not refer to as a guide, nor will we take any responsibility for any words or phrases not used incorrectly by the reader. Disclaimer disclaimer: This disclaimer was convoluted by design. We take no responsibility in your inability to understand the preceding heretofore.
