Sherlock: Series 3 Launch and Interactive Trailer

We’ve got less than a month before Sherlock returns on New Year’s Day (and the day after that for us on the other side of the world) and everything is right with the universe. Have you watched the latest trailer, what am I asking OF COURSE YOU HAVE!!!

And that awesome interactive trailer! https://www.wirewax.com/sherlock

What do you think? So much to discuss, so much to look forward to. Oh I have missed this! Now I have to sit here for the rest of the day like-

50th Surprise or 50th Lies? Day of the Doctor Spoiler.

Don’t read on if you don’t want to be spoiled. This pertains to a special character making an appearance as reported by the Huffington Post.

Warning: Do not keep reading if you don’t want to be spoiled. Keep scrolling at your own discretion. Reader discretion is advised.

If you’re not going to heed my warnings then fine. Be spoiled.

This is the last warning I will be giving you. Perhaps you’ll listen to the Doctor?

No? Okay then. Hold on to your scarves ladies and gents- Tom Baker’s revealed that the Fourth Doctor will be making an appearance. HOLY HECK I NEED A JELLY BABY. I sincerely hope this is true.

According to Baker in the interview he’s in the special but “I’m not supposed to tell you that, but I tell you that very willingly and specifically; the BBC told me not to tell anybody but I’m telling you straightaway.”

What could he mean? What circumstances will be leading to the Fourth Doctor’s return? What’s happening? Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey guys, wibbly wobbly.

Miranda Series 4 - We Need It

Remember how Miranda hinted towards a fourth series on twitter? Something I never questioned for a second from the moment both Gary and Michael proposed, oh spoiler alert.

Now although Miranda’s busy with other projects at the moment, the last thing I heard was that the show wouldn’t be coming back for at least another year. And in a recent interview Tom Ellis, a.k.a Gary Preston, said this about the show: “I think there’s certainly some more of the story to be told. I can’t say when [another series is] going to happen, but I think it’s not going to go away.”

Of course not ya llama. Miranda can’t ever go away, what a silly thing to say. We need this show, and ending it wouldn’t be ‘what I call’ fair to anyone. Least of all the fans. We need to know whom Miranda chooses, we need to see how life goes on we need SUCH FUN. I do believe I’ve said my piece. Funny word, piece. Mostly because, cake.

- Mata

p.s Replace the word cake with ‘episode’. Also give us some cake, love.

Doctor Who 7×06 The Bells of St John Review

Of course! Makes sense. Complete and utter sense.
Except, the last time the phonebox rang? “Are you my my mummy?” (The Empty Child) Yeah, I was a little apprehensive. However it’s just Clara! Brillo-pots! Unfortunately, it would appear that Clara’s new incarnation (is incarnation the correct term here?) doesn’t have the faintest recollection of who the Doctor is.
That’s right! Doctor Who is back and boy are we excited! We’ve been speculating since Christmas about just how the Doctor was going to find Clara. His first two encounters with the woman twice dead were, well, fortuitous. At the end of the 2012 Christmas Special the Doctor vows to find her again and AHA, the expression not the band, there she is on the other side of the phone. The Doctor had withdrawn to a remote time and place trying to figure out what she meant, both in terms of her importance and her final message to him. A message that she’s managed to say both times he encountered her in the past. ‘Run you clever boy, and remember.’
This Clara is a little bit of Oswin Oswald the genius and a little bit of Clara the Governess, only she lives in the 21st century and knows little to nothing about computers. So how does that make her like Oswin, you ask? Well she’s still brilliant, to be sure, to be sure.
However her lack of computer knowledge is what lands her in trouble. Instead of clicking on the family’s Wi-Fi network she winds up clicking on the weird one that’s being used to suck people’s minds into the web.
First of all, burn. I’m going to go tweet that. Secondly-
When she’s pulled back/downloaded by the Doctor she returns with a genius level knowledge of computers again, implanted into her mind Matrix style.

Already I can see people drawing parallels between The Bells of St John and The Idiot’s Lantern from series 2. I can understand why, an alien lifeform using human technology as a way of feeding off humans? In TIL a man was pedaling cheapo television sets as a way of sucking the soul energy and faces off of victims, whereas we have an unknown entity using WI-Fi as a way of uploading people’s minds and trapping them so that it may feed off their intelligence. In both episodes, everyone’s faces appear on screens, trapped and trying to get out.

However, different times and different forms of technology. Also, interesting to note that through technology the entity ‘Great Intelligence’ (acting through their human vessel) was able to control peoples’ emotions and characteristics. Bit sad that when they were all reverted back to their ‘factory settings’ we discover that their vessel had been taken as a child and had lived her entire life under their influence.

I love that the Great Intelligence’s downfall are his(?) minions’ social media profiles. And perhaps that’s what I’ll take away from this episode. Not that Wi-Fi could possibly suck your mind in and feed off your intelligence/mind matter, but that you could literally be tracked down using the information you display on your social media profiles. Dangerous stuff. Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind. Heh, pun? No? Well, I hope the spoonheads get you. Yes I too saw the Information Drones from Silence in the Library. One of the best things about Doctor Who is how they references past monsters/characters/places and things. We should embrace this interconnectedness. I know I do. Remember when someone theorised that dancing was a euphemism for sexual activity?

Power to Clara who tells the Doctor to ‘come back tomorrow’ when ‘she might say yes’ rather than leave with him straight away. She’s a genius and is not willing to just immediately put her life aside to go off with a strange man in a box, even if this man’s the doctor. she’s the impossible girl (granted SHE doesn’t know that) and she will, evidently, do things on her terms.
Special Mentions:
- Clara calls the phonebox a snogging booth. Would that it were, would that it were.
- A fez, always makes you cooler. Always. Also great for collecting money when busking.
- C’mon, are you trying to kill us!?
- The woman in the shop, anyone? Who would know, let alone give, the doctor’s number to Clara? River? Hmm.. I don’t know. Someone, speculate with me!

Miranda, our JawkwardLOL Queen Kong. 3×01 It was Panning.

There are few TV shows that can combine slapstick, toilet humour, romance without being mushy, drama and witty wordplay into a thirty minute episode so well without being vulgar or lame. Miranda is one of them. It’s amazing that the foundation of the episode can hinge on the gang seeing Miranda at the end of an obesity report on the news when the camera was panning across and she happened to be sitting on a park bench stuffing her face. It gives her mum a reason to get Miranda to Eaters Anonymous where Miranda gets to high five someone she calls ‘manboobs’ and sing a little Bey. To the left, to the left.

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We get to watch Miranda struggle with a corporate environment and it doth not bode well for her. As per usual she winds up half-naked and makes a grand exit.

It’s funny because we are Miranda. The socially awkward woman who hasn’t yet grown into a mature adult despite her age, now that sounds like it could be a jibe but it most certainly is not because- well.. Rude.

It’s Christmas time in Surrey and it seems, since the last Christmas episode things have taken a turn for the less than great. Miranda’s lost the shop and Stevie as it seems, who has now gotten a job as a professional executive and seems to have also taken on a very Tilly persona.

Miranda and Gary are ‘just friends’ now although, as Stevie and the (oh so (un)happy to be single) Tilly point out, they’re always on the ‘brink’ of romance. Cough bear wit, OTP! Bear with.. OTP! Yeah no, because Miranda and Gary are my OTP and if you think otherwise you’re a basic bitch. (Okay, that’s twitter’s fault, someone inserted this phrase into my vocabulary…not a euphemism.)

Just a few mentionables:

Also, was anyone else dying when her pant leg was ripped off by the elevator? Or when Stevie found her thing? She’s not obese it was just paaaannning! Paanning!
Gawd and Patricia Nelson! Miranda it was meeee!

If this first episode is an indication of the rest of the season you can bet your maracas this series will be just as funny as the last two.

Except..WHERE’S CLIVE!!!!