Sherlock 3×03: His Last Vow

John and SherlockThe Sherlock series 3 finale answered some questions while simultaneously throwing a whole new slew of them at us. Here’s our spoilerfied review of a tumultuous episode that promises to hold a fandom hostage for the next two or so years. ‘His Last Vow’ kept you guessing, tying in hints from the first two episodes of series 3, throwing the audience for a loop more than once. Moffat’s writing did seem to overreach slightly but Cumberbatch, Freeman and Co sold it so well I barely noticed.

Do we have to discuss Charles Augustus Magnussen being interrogated by Lady Smallwood about possible links with the British Prime Minister straight away? No not right now- because I’m not here for Magnussen’s predator/terminator-style observations/displays of information, or his utter creepiness. Lars Mikkelsen’s cold dead stare really sells it, you make a formidable foe sir. Let’s look, instead, at this doozy of a reveal.

Had Sherlock missed it? No, but for the sake of his best friend he seemed to overlook it. From the get go when we first notice ‘Liar’ in his deductions to further hints like identifying a ‘skip code’ off the bat. Sherlock let it all slide, and it led to this. Remember in ‘The Sign of Three’ when Sherlock reads out the telegram from CAM, how Mary’s face seemed to falter at the message? We chalked it up to her being an ‘orphan’ but upon a second look, the expression on Mary’s face wasn’t really that of grief. That’s fear, or at least a calculated expression and miniature freak out as Mary (not her real name) immediately figured out where the telegram came from and started thinking of ways to ‘take care of the problem’.

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She was interrupted by Sherlock as she was just about to ‘take care of the problem’ in this episode as she was about to take Magnussen out, however, Mary couldn’t shoot Magnussen in the head once she realised Sherlock was there with John. She couldn’t run the risk of having John implicated in Magnussen’s murder. Like Sherlock, Mary’s actions were propelled by the need to protect John. For the people condemning Mary’s actions, I have one thing to say. Human Error.
Human Error.

Sherlock points this out to John after he reveals that his relationship with Janine leading to a ‘spontaneous proposal’ as a way to gain access into Magnussen’s office. Human error can make extremely intelligent people do some wildly stupid things, like love someone so much that they make a split-second decision to do something that would compromise themself. Yeah I’m talking about both Sherlock and Mary at this point. Even Mycroft has a pressure point that could be chalked up to human error. In the end what makes these characters innately human, their so-called errors, are what saves them all in the end. Their errors redeem them; we love Sherlock our high functioning sociopath, who points out the flaws that come with human attachment, but when he acts in a way that indicates his own emotional attachments to someone we love him even more!

Sherlock shot Magnussen to protect Mary, in order to protect John; what’s the difference between that and Mary shooting Sherlock? She didn’t kill him, just incapacitated him. You’re all right, Mary wasn’t trying to save Sherlock…she was trying to save John.

Speaking of which, did anyone else feel a bit punched in the gut at John’s face when he finds out about Mary? Enough to send anyone away into their mind palace for a bit.

As far as Mind palaces go, Magnussen had a pretty good one. A neverending storage warehouse of secrets. I understand how damaging the printed word can be, hell even the idea of a scandal could see people whose lives are in the public eye go a bit mental. (Anyone watch Scandal? Hell, think back to series two ‘A Scandal in Belgravia’.) It was a nice thought, but if you really think about it- Magnussen’s mind-palace was kind of useless in the end, as proved by Sherlock’s headshot. With Magnussen dead, all the information he had stored in that palace of his is lost. The ‘terminator’-type way we viewed things when shown Magnussen’s perspective, fooled both Sherlock and the audience into thinking he had ‘Google-glass’ or computer-contacts, what a bit of a let down to realise Magnussen was kind of a chump, really.

But Sherlock’s mind palace continues to be a thing of beauty.

Molly’s in Sherlock’s mind palace, the visual metaphors are glorious. I do like that Molly, outside of Sherlock’s mind palace, continues to develop. Now that she’s split from her fiance can we just shove her and Lestrade together already? (You can’t stop this shipper from shipping!) Uh, back to the mind palace, Molly’s his internal doctor, Anderson’s part of the think team and Moriarty… Moriarty’s the part of himself he keeps changed up in a padded cell in his head. The implications!

But what calms him, however, is Redbeard. What we had theorised was some job that defined Sherlock or something rather was in fact Sherlock’s childhood dog that was put down. Mycroft mentioning Redbeard to him during their phone conversation in ‘The Empty Hearse’ makes sense now, sidenote Louis Moffat’s portrayal of youngin’ Sherlock was rather adorable. But Mycroft and Sherlock’s sibling relationship, again. Mycroft’s pressure point is, and always has been, his little brother. I have to admit it was a close call there at the end when Sherlock was about to be sent off to the 6-month long undercover job that would have ended in Sherlock’s demise. Granted with Sherlock I really doubt he would have let himself die after the job. Nor do I really believe Mycroft would have let Sherlock die, I’m not entirely convinced that Mycroft didn’t have anything to do with Moriarty’s appearance at the end there.

Speaking of our favourite Irish villain, Moriarty. I’m not buying it. Sherlock watched Moriarty shoot himself in the head. So this ‘return’ of sorts doesn’t add up. Sure they won’t give us how Sherlock faked his death and I’ve sort of come to terms with that, but then to bring Moriarty back? No way, I smell a rat. I’m thinking Moran, Moriarty’s lackey in the source material? But he was mentioned in ‘The Empty Hearse’, or Moriarty’s brother, just a couple of guesses plucked from canon.

And now we wait for the next two or so years, hopefully it’s only one but with Sherlock you never know. We’ll continue to post news and further theories as we all, once again, turn into Anderson for the duration of the hiatus. If you have any to share with us now, don’t be shy. Hit us with your best theories.

Honourable Mentions:
- It makes complete sense for Sherlock’s mum to be a mathematician. The Holmes family Christmas though- complete with Sherlock’s ‘protégée’ Billy.
- Yeah so there was a bit of this from our leads this episode.

First John, then Sherlock. At least for John it was someone he didn’t know. Sherlock on the other hand…

- However Sherlock wasn’t exempt though, was he? I mean, not only did he get slapped about by Molly, he got shot.

- I’m just glad no one died. You know, that we care about.

Sherlock 3×02: The Sign of Three

“The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all around obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. And certainly not the best friend of the bravest, and kindest, and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.”

Written collaboratively by Stephen Thompson, Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat the episode was more fluff than you could handle, but never did it lack in wit and charm and if anything it’s perhaps the funniest episode to date, despite ending on a rather sombre note. However the the buoyancy of this episode, with its melancholic hints, does make you wonder just how much of a blow ‘His Last Vow’ will be to fans come next week.

I did feel that ‘The Sign of Three’ was a bit all over the shop, but I don’t mind it in the slightest. The speech anchored the episode, mostly, allowing us to explore some previously off-air crime solving, while playing to the strengths of our characters and their developments. Can I just say Lestrade’s a bloody delight? I’m not the only one who thinks he deserves some happiness, poor guy all alone at the wedding. If Sherlock was making deductions at the wedding for the Maid of Honour of different men, I wonder what he said about ‘Gavin’ Lestrade. Molly’s showing some gradual character development, granted she’s dating Tom whom she’s modelled in Sherlock’s likeness slightly, she’s a lot more assertive than she was in series 1 or 2.

I do believe Sherlock’s developed quite a bit too, although I don’t know when he’ll stop sending urgent texts for trivial reasons throwing his friends into a tizzy. Lestrade literally called in for maximum back up when Sherlock texted him, forgoing the arrest of a case he’d been working for 18 months to have Sherlock’s back just for it to be Sherlock needing help with his best man speech.

This episode is about more than John and Sherlock’s close friendship and the fear that everything could change once John was married (outwardly manifested in Sherlock’s becoming essential to the wedding planning and voiced out loud to Sherlock, and the audience, by Mrs Hudson – bless her soul) obviously it’s about crime-solving the back and forth between Sherlock’s speech and cases while dizzying was heady all the same. This episode really illustrates just how little Sherlock actually does think of himself, sure he knows his intelligence and brilliant skills but in terms of human nature he doesn’t rank himself as highly as he does John. It’s why, as he points out, he’s so taken aback when John asks him to be his best man.

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What he doesn’t realise is John isn’t the only person who regards Sherlock as good a friend- which is why when he leaves early it’s rather heartbreaking. Sure he told Molly that she was important to him, and he’s deduced that before how obsessed with him she is, but everyone seems to be moving on? I don’t know, there’s also the issue of Mycroft’s advice to Sherlock- having warned him to not get involved. Thoughts on the issue?

Some stray observations that caught my attention, the person whose telegram spoke of Mary’s family was called Cam. While at the time I didn’t think anything of it, I couldn’t help but notice what the new big bad’s initials were, Charles Augustus Magnussen.

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Also, did I miss exactly how Watson’s old Commander had received his invitation if no one knew where he lived? Unless he has a PO Box, but then wouldn’t that involve having to go check it? Or perhaps he has someone check it for him- but then if those ladies were planning on killing him wouldn’t they have somehow used this method of killing him rather than gate crash the wedding of the greatest detective’s best friend knowing that he would be there? And why did that lady get in contact with Sherlock, if she was part of it? Oh and hey Dean Thomas, you lookin’ fine as hell.

Ahem. Sorry.

There’s definitely more, there’s always more, but I’m curious to know what I’ve left out that you think is essential. Don’t be shy, let me have it.
Grab a sitty thing and have at it.

Honourable Mentions:

- I do believe that drunk Sherlock is now my favourite Sherlock.

- Mary Morstan, or rather should I say Watson, is who we all want to be one day. Sherlock deducing the fact that she’s pregnant, using ‘the sign of three’ was adorable and her reaction- John’s reaction!
- Sherlock is the dancing queen, John, not the drama queen. Well he’s both it seems.

Sherlock 3×01: The Empty Hearse

After two years of pining, marathon-ing the first two series again and again and reblogging every gif on tumblr you came across Sherlock finally returns to our small screens. If the internet hasn’t broken, I’d like to discuss with you my heart palpitations after the series 3 premiere. Well, was it everything your heart desired? Were you amazed, (whispers) disappointed, or are you, like me, still processing your feels? Well let’s process it together. All aboard, spoilers ahoy!

First and foremost, how did Sherlock fake his death? Mark Gatiss (also our delightful Mycroft) had the difficult job of writing this crackpot episode, an episode two years in the making as fans frantically theorised and speculated. So were we given a straight answer? Nope, what we were served were theories and some fanfiction brought to life. To some people that may seem disappointing or rather a bit of a cop-out, however Sherlock says it best when he comments that everyone’s a critic. As Anderson speculated at the end, when Sherlock gave him a version of what occurred that may or may not have been the truth, why would he tell him (let alone us) the truth? Telling us how he faked his death would ruin the mystery, wouldn’t it? A bit like finding out the Doctor’s real name in Doctor Who. By never really allowing the viewer to know this great secret, a certain element of mystery is maintained in regards to this particular aspect of the show.

What I loved was seeing these brilliant actors and characters interact, John had by all accounts moved on with his life- granted I didn’t agree with his completely stone-walling Mrs Hudson, I do understand. Mrs Hudson, and 221b Baker St, would have reminded him too much of his best friend. This is where the episode excelled, what we all needed was for Sherlock and John to be reunited and to feel so good- and for them to just solve crimes together like Sherlock hadn’t pulled a Lazarus (that is came back from the dead a la the Bible, google it) but there was no way that was happening. It had been two years! Two years in which John had never stopped asking Sherlock to not be dead. So this entire exchange was perhaps my favourite of the entire episode, barring that between John and Mary when he’s shaving his stache off.

Speaking of Mary, Amanda Abbington is wonderful as Mary Morstan. I already like the character, who’s funny, intelligent and likes Sherlock. I knew I liked Mary even before she tells Sherlock she’ll turn John around and he studies her, coming up with some interesting finds (Liar? Disillusioned?). So I really hope they don’t go the way of Conan Doyle canon and kill her off.

Lestrade’s reaction to seeing Sherlock alive may have been my favourite, bar John’s… and Anderson’s…and Mrs Hudson’s scream- okay I loved them all. But not as much as Mrs Hudson continuing to believe that Sherlock and John had a more than platonic relationship. If one had the choice between solving crimes and having dinner with Sherlock which would you choose? Definitely solving crimes. Molly, who Sherlock is treating much better these days, helps Sherlock solve a few crimes in John’s place. It’s rather adorable, we definitely know that she was involved in helping him fake his own death. I like that he emphasised that he wanted Molly to be Molly, not John.

Granted I then felt shafted when he called her John at the end, but I suppose considering he’d been hallucinating during that entire scene it wasn’t intentional- the entire scene seemed off with him seemingly under a bit of strain. John, confronted with the life and best friend he’d been grieving for two years, is also under strain. The expertly juxtaposed scenes between Sherlock solving crimes with Molly and John’s ‘embarrassing bodies’ patients before culminating in him assaulting one of his patients thinking it was Sherlock in disguise, was gold.

sherlock.f-coughOne relationship that continues to intrigue me is the Holmes brothers’ relationship, Mycroft helped Sherlock fake his death in order to help him stamp out Moriarty’s network completely- but sat there while Sherlock got pummeled. Then they’re playing operation and deducing things from a hat and Sherlock points out that Mycroft’s lonely and they’re both not keen to entertain their awesomely normal parents, who funnily enough were Cumberbatch’s real life parents.

So was it worth the wait? The V for Vendetta/Gun Powder Treason Plot storyline was nerdbaitingly brilliant, the cheeky fanfic theory winks were hilarious (heyooo that Moriarty and Sherlock kiss) and just seeing John nearly strangle Sherlock was a complete highlight. I think it most definitely was worth the wait and I now can’t wait for the rest of the series, that is the next two episodes. Oh UK shows with their extremely short series lengths.

Honourable Mentions:

- Mary’s already a better co-detective than John. She’s already decoded the message she got by the time she reached 221b Baker St seeking Sherlock’s help to find John who’s been kidnapped by this series’ big bad, Magnussen.

- ‘I founded The Empty Hearse so that like-minded people could meet, discuss theory.’ (Does this mean Anderson ships Sherlolly?)

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- imageAnderson gets his own award for this episode.

- Tell us, how did you ring in the new episode?

And just when you think you’re okay, the Sherlock ‘Many Happy Returns’ prequel airs.

I don’t know what killed me more, the fact that it’s been almost two years and John’s still asking Sherlock to not be dead, or the fact that Anderson got fired for going Sherlock-isn’t-really-dead crazy- OR Sherlock’s message to John. The answer is all of the above, as I imagine will be the same for the majority of the fandom that have watched the mini episode prequel. I only just got home from spending Christmas with relatives and to stumble across this is just- Wow.

And this is how the Sherlock fandom deals:

Meanwhile my Doctor Who fandom bros are waiting to be destroyed on Christmas Day- Boxing Day where I am…but timey wimey and all that. See you guys for the Doctor Who Christmas special, please be ready.

Sherlock: Series 3 Launch and Interactive Trailer

We’ve got less than a month before Sherlock returns on New Year’s Day (and the day after that for us on the other side of the world) and everything is right with the universe. Have you watched the latest trailer, what am I asking OF COURSE YOU HAVE!!!

And that awesome interactive trailer! https://www.wirewax.com/sherlock

What do you think? So much to discuss, so much to look forward to. Oh I have missed this! Now I have to sit here for the rest of the day like-

The Day of the Doctor: Shall we discuss the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary episode?

Was the 50th Anniversary Special of Doctor Who everything you hoped for? I can tell you now that it won’t have satisfied everyone, it might well have pissed some people off, however we loved it. Although I wouldn’t say it was completely sound, a few questions were raised in terms of what exactly this episode would mean in regards to the Doctor’s timeline and mythology, however I can’t say that I wasn’t completely engrossed. And when the audience erupted into applause at the end, I can’t say I didn’t join in. Because at the end of the day, the ‘Day of the Doctor’, it was an episode filled with superb acting, numerous Classic&New-Who references and good fun- and perhaps even some tears. Now be warned, spoilers will follow.

doctorsLet’s just get right into the wibbly wobbly, time wimey points of interest, shall we?

First of all, Rose Tyler’s appearance. “They must’ve told you the Moment had a conscience.” Ah so Rose doesn’t really come back, she’s the interface for the WMD ‘the Moment’. Having been privy to the Doctor’s past and future the sentient WMD picks out a face and body that she feels the Doctor would appreciate. However, the interface doesn’t take Rose Tyler the companion’s form, instead it takes the form of Rose Tyler, Bad Wolf. “I think I’m called…Rose Tyler. No, yes, no sorry… in this form I’m called Bad Wolf.” It’s funny though, when this scene happened- one could construe it as Bad Wolf commenting about kissing the Doctor in general.

However the first time a kiss occurs it is between the Ninth Doctor while Rose is Bad Wolf, when she’s brimming with the time vortex and he kisses her to take it away. Could explain why the Moment thought it apt to use Bad Wolf-Rose as its interface. The Doctor doesn’t know Rose’s face yet and just tells the interface that he’s ready to kamikaze out. “If you have been inside my head, then you know what I’ve seen. Suffering. Every moment in time and space is burning, it must end. I intend to end it the only way I can.”

The Moment warns ‘the War Doctor’ that there will be consequences and he responds that he has no desire to survive what he intends to do. In using the Moment to kill everyone involved in the Time War, Timelords and Daleks alike, he intends to be destroyed along with them. Even before he tries to hit that ‘big red button’ he confesses that he’d done things to warrant him no longer deserving of the Doctor’s title. “I’ve been fighting this war for a long time, I’ve lost the right to be the Doctor.”

However the Moment’s punishment for his actions would be for him to survive the destruction.

The paintings in the gallery, which the Zygons had been skidoo’d into gave the Doctor an idea. In using that skidoo crystal and skidooing the entire planet into a 3D painting, essentially freezing it in time after tricking the Daleks to shoot themselves, the Doctors have altered the course of their own history. No longer is the burning of Gallifrey a fixed point in time and no longer is a fixed point in time an unmovable thing. I don’t want to get into the logistics of it all for fear of falling through a plot-hole.

Tennant, Smith and Hurt really do have great onscreen chemistry. Especially Smith and Tennant, their witty banter really made the episode, I could watch those two interact in anything. Anything.

But Gallifrey is gone, the Doctor is the last of the Timelords! Well he’s under that impression for sure, I suppose their forgetting that they even saved Gallifrey could explain this. It very nearly could have been completely destroyed, if it weren’t for Clara (and the Moment) offering her human perspective on the entire thing. That there’s no need for a Warrior, and anyone could be a hero- what Gallifrey needed was a Doctor. Just like when they needed a human companion to open the door to their cell as it was unlocked and neither of them thought to check it.

When all of the Doctors chimed in I couldn’t help but internally scream from the fangirling.

Thirteen? Moffat said Hurt’s ‘War Doctor’ won’t have any bearing on the Doctor’s regeneration count, as we are all in the mindset that the Doctor only has twelve regenerations before he can regenerate no more. And the War Doctor keeps denying that he is the Doctor, as much as Ten and Eleven do. However, Moffat lies more than the Doctor does. He’s already changed a fixed point in time, in the Doctor’s storyline, changing not just the Doctor’s history but perhaps altering the show’s history, so we can’t really place much trust in Moffat’s words.
However the Doctor will be on his way towards regenerating into his twelfth/thirteenth incarnation this coming Christmas, as Peter Capaldi takes the reins look out for clues as to how the mythology of his regenerations will change in order to accommodate further incarnations. It also means he is no longer making his way towards his death and eventual resting place in Trenzalore- because he’s already been there. Now, he shall find his way back to Gallifrey- never mind that he left the place looking for adventure all those years ago when he ‘borrowed’ a TARDIS with no intention of giving it back.

Honourable Mentions:

- Tom Baker’s cameo. All my feels, first of all the Fourth doctor’s scarf was worn by one of the scientists, but as it turns out Baker’s the curator? Also, he reveals the painting’s true name, “Gallifrey Falls, No More.” So is Baker just a familiar faced curator, offering a nod to the classic who era, or is he the Doctor having regenerated into a past version of himself for sentimental reasons?

- Zygons let bygones be bygones and so on and so on.
- Sexist Moffat strikes again? I have to say, I didn’t like Queen Elizabeth’s ‘weak and feeble’ line not including the bit where she states she has the ‘heart and stomach of a king’. I mean, she’s the monarch that referred to herself as having a lion’s heart. Sure she defeated the Zygon and got a zinger in there about the male species being so arrogant not to realise they’d been duped- but she also points out that the only reason she beat the Zygon posing as her was because it, too, was feeble and weak having taken the body of a woman.
- The round things!
- Timey-Wimey
An Adventure in Time and Space (Written by Mark Gatiss)
I know An Adventure in Time and Space deserves its own post, however for now it will receive this honourable mention. David Bradley was amazing as William Hartnell, The docudrama really did give me a sense of just how much of a groundbreaking show Doctor Who was and is.
As always, no doubt I’ve missed something you feel should have been discussed, drop me a line. Until Christmas, or until the need to talk about Doctor Who arises again.

Doctor Who - Watch The Day of the Doctor Prequel: The Night of the Doctor Minisode!

This should clear a few things up. To say more would be to spoilerous if you haven’t yet watched it. So watch it and then discuss with me below!

Don’t worry, these gifs are safe and spoiler free. REACTIONS COMMENCE!

Make sure you’ve watched the mini-episode before going any further, because I can’t stress enough.

If you’re ready to talk then.

Well there you have it! Clears up a few things doesn’t it? But it also opens up another can of worms. We wondered where the Eighth Doctor had gotten to and now we know. I like the sneaky nod to fans there with cheeky “I’m a doctor, but probably not the one you expected.”

Paul McGann Night of the Doctor

Moffat is such a troll.

“There is no escaping the Time War.” It’s nice that we finally get to see McGann regenerate. And it appears the Sisterhood of Karn play a rather huge part in his regeneration, not just as the Doctor but Eight’s regeneration into the War Doctor. Interesting that those words came out of the Doctor’s mouth, that he didn’t suppose there was any need for a doctor anymore. That what he needed to become was a ‘warrior’.

So let us know what you think it means! What does it all mean?! Well I suppose it confirms speculation about Hurt’s doctor coming before Eccleston’s Ninth doctor. However he is rather distinguished from the other doctors through a separate title altogether.

John Hurt as... If you skipped to the bottom before watching the episode and see John Hurt’s name for the Day of the Doctor confirmed then…