AWARDS SEASON™ Shenanigans: Oscars 2014 Recap

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So who was completely and ridiculously exhausticated by 6PM NZT today?

Me.

Anyway. Ellen DeGeneres hosted the ceremony this year for the second time - the second time in her life, not the second time this year because there is only one Oscars ceremony per year - and she was hilarious and punchy and on form as always. Did you guys know she’s 56 years old? And still she looks amazing.

Her opening monologue was awesome, I particularly loved the way she ribbed Jennifer Lawrence about tripping over again this year. How awesome is she that she was able to incorporate that into her speech, which would’ve been rehearsed over and over, and Ellen just slipped it in there and carried on like normal.

I missed the first part of the ceremony as I had to run out to do some real life things (I know, I was surprised, too) but I got back early enough to catch the bulk of the awards. Not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing because MAN do the Academy Awards go on forever or what?

I didn’t end up making any guesses at all because I ended up not watching many if any of the films. Will make an effort to get stuck into them in the next decade or so. But out of all the winners I’m very happy that Gravity won a whopping seven times, winning the most out of all the other films. Dallas Buyers Club was the another multiple winner, scoring Best Supporting and Best Lead Actor with Jared Leto and Matthew McConaughey respectively, plus the Best Makeup and Hairstyling Oscar.

(I continue to be amazed that McConaughey has made such a turnaround in his career because all I remember him in is The Wedding Planner and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. His acceptance speech was kinda weird, though…)

The other three-award winner was 12 Years A Slave, winning the super coveted ultimate battle fight award: Best Picture! We all knew that would win. On top of that, first-time nominee Lupita Nyong’o won her Best Supporting Actress category, and John Ridley contributed to the tally by winning Best Adapted Screenplay.

Three for Dallas, three for 12 Years, and none for American Hustle, BYE. Sorry, American Hustle. I haven’t watched you but I will. Sometime. Also, sorry Leo :( It is too painful to talk about it right now but come back to me in a year or so.

Other notable mentions:
+ Idina Menzel performing “Let It Go.” John Travolta had one job to do today and he mucked it up because I have no idea what name he said when he announced Idina. I guess we will just have to let it go. Either way, she was really good, and now I have to watch Frozen. Total chore.

+ Cate Blanchett dropping truth bombs about women in film. You drop those bombs, Cate! I can’t wait to see you make out with Rooney Mara in Carol.

+ HOW COULD I FORGET THE GREATEST SELFIE OF ALL TIME? So massive it broke Twitter. I loved how she talked about it on TV, and then tweeted it, and was able to deliver the results of her experiment live again on TV. Too awesome.https://24.media.tumblr.com/e4d86b7c3e6378a637268a3a2ce88aa8/tumblr_n1ubfhMIjv1r5zq6ao1_400.gifBhxWutnCEAAtEQ6
[courtesy of Ellen’s Twitter]

And that is it from me. I am way more wiped than I thought I would be. Must be getting old. Here is the full list of winners! Until the next awards season…

Best Picture - 12 Years a Slave
Best Actor in a Leading Role - Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club)
Best Actress in a Leading Role - Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine)
Best Actor in a Supporting Role - Jared Leto (Dallas Buyers Club)
Best Actress in a Supporting Role - Lupita Nyong’o (12 Years a Slave)
Best Animated Feature - Frozen (Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee, Peter Del Vecho)
Best Cinematography - Gravity (Emmanuel Lubezki)
Best Costume Design - The Great Gatsby (Catherine Martin)
Best Directing - Gravity (Alfonso Cuarón)
Best Documentary Feature - 20 Feet from Stardom (Nominees to be determined)
Best Documentary Short - The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life (Malcolm Clarke, Nicholas Reed)
Best Film Editing - Gravity (Alfonso Cuarón, Mark Sanger)
Best Foreign Language Film - The Great Beauty (Italy)
Best Makeup and Hairstyling - Dallas Buyers Club (Adruitha Lee, Robin Mathews)
Best Original Score - Gravity (Steven Price)
Best Original Song - Let It Go - Frozen
Best Production Design - The Great Gatsby (Catherine Martin, Beverley Dunn)
Best Animated Short Film - Mr. Hublot (Laurent Witz, Alexandre Espigares)
Best Live Action Short Film - Helium (Anders Walter, Kim Magnusson)
Best Sound Editing - Gravity (Glenn Freemantle)
Best Sound Mixing - Gravity (Skip Lievsay, Niv Adiri, Christopher Benstead, Chris Munro)
Best Visual Effects - Gravity (Tim Webber, Chris Lawrence, Dave Shirk, Neil Corbould)
Best Adapted Screenplay - 12 Years a Slave (John Ridley)
Best Original Screenplay - Her (Spike Jonze)

AWARDS SEASON™ Shenanigans: Oscar Nominations 2014

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Welcome to another installment of AWARDS SEASON™ Shenanigans, this time for the upcoming 86th Academy Awards! It’ll be hosted by Ellen on March 2nd, which means March 3rd for us here in NZ. With any luck we’ll be live-tweeting it for y’all again here at JawkwardLOL; we’ll keep you posted.

Most nominated films are: American Hustle and Gravity with ten nominations each, and close on their heels is 12 Years a Slave with nine. All three films are up for the much discussed Best Picture and Best Director, and each of their leading actors are up for their respective categories as well.

There weren’t too many surprises I don’t think - it’s hard to REALLY be surprised when it comes to the Academy, they are kind of predictable in their taste. But I think most people were expecting nods for Tom Hanks in the Best Actor category (Captain Phillips) and perhaps something a little more substantial than Best Music for Saving Mr. Banks.

This awards year has been filled with many good movies! And many actors and actresses I like! Of note is the fact that the average age of the Best Actress nominees is 55 years old. Look at them all, they’re still super gorgeous and helming their own movie - take that, patriarchy! Anyway, I won’t make my full picks just yet as I haven’t seen as many of the movies as I’d like, but I’ll watch as many as possible in the next month and then make a slightly more informed guess then.

(Except, of course, you all know who I want to win Best Actor - Leonardo DiCaprio!!! And Sandra Bullock for Best Actress!)

Full list of nominees are:

Best picture
12 Years a Slave
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity
Her
Nebraska
Philomena
The Wolf of Wall Street

Best director
Alfonso Cuaron, Gravity
Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave
Alexander Payne, Nebraska
David O Russell, American Hustle
Martin Scorsese, The Wolf of Wall Street

Best actor
Christian Bale, American Hustle
Bruce Dern, Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

Best actress
Amy Adams, American Hustle
Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
Sandra Bullock, Gravity
Judi Dench, Philomena
Meryl Streep, August: Osage County

Best supporting actor
Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave
Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Street
Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

Best supporting actress
Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
Julia Roberts, August: Osage County
June Squibb, Nebraska

Best adapted screenplay
12 Years a Slave
Before Midnight
Captain Phillips
Philomena
The Wolf of Wall Street

Best original screenplay
American Hustle
Blue Jasmine
Dallas Buyers Club
Her
Nebraska

Best animated feature
The Croods
Despicable Me 2
Ernest and Celestine
Frozen
The Wind Rises

Best animated short
Feral
Get a Horse!
Mr Hublot
Possessions
Room on the Broom

Best cinematography
The Grandmaster
Gravity
Inside Llewyn Davis
Nebraska
Prisoners

Best costume design
12 Years a Slave
American Hustle
The Grandmaster
The Great Gatsby
The Invisible Woman

Best documentary feature
20 Feet from Stardom
The Act of Killing
Cutie and the Boxer
Dirty Wars
The Square

Best documentary short
Cavedigger
Facing Fear
Karama Has No Walls
The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life
Prison Terminal: The Last Days of Private Jack Hall

Best editing
12 Years a Slave
American Hustle
Captain Phillips
Dallas Buyers Club
Gravity

Best foreign language film
The Broken Circle Breakdown (Belgium)
The Great Beauty (Italy)
The Hunt (Denmark)
The Missing Picture (Cambodia)
Omar (Palestine)

Best live action short
Aquel No Era Yo (That Wasn’t Me)
Avant Que de Tout Perdre (Just Before Losing Everything)
Helium
Pitaako Mun Kaikki Hoitaa? (Do I Have to Take Care of Everything?)
The Voorman Problem

Best make-up

Dallas Buyers Club
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
The Lone Ranger

Best music
The Book Thief
Gravity
Her
Philomena
Saving Mr Banks

Best production design
12 Years a Slave
American Hustle
Gravity
The Great Gatsby
Her

Best song
‘Alone Yet Not Alone’, Alone Yet Not Alone
‘Happy’, Despicable Me 2
‘Let It Go’, Frozen
‘The Moon Song’, Her
‘Ordinary Love’, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

Best sound editing
All is Lost
Captain Phillips
Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Lone Survivor

Best sound mixing
Captain Phillips
Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Inside Llewyn Davis
Lone Survivor

Best visual effects
Gravity
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Iron Man 3
The Lone Ranger
Star Trek Into Darkness