Veronica Mars Movie | Did you LoVe it? | Review

The Veronica Mars Movie
Rob Thomas
Warner Bros. Studios
March 14 2014

The film’s in and now the general consensus is too, and people seem to LoVe it- with a 98% audience, and 76% critic, rating on Rotten Tomatoes and -more importantly- numerous gushing tweets and gif’ed moments on tumblr, why shouldn’t they? The movie was basically fan-service, while also accommodating those uninitiated into the world of former super-teen-sleuth Veronica Mars. With as many original actors reprising minor and supporting character roles and witty references to the three-season show Rob Thomas (the creator/director and writer) could fit in, the Kickstarter-funded project really brought it. And I say that with a finger-snap.

Speaking of finger-snapping let’s talk sassy characters starting with the sassy character, Veronica Mars herself. Kristen Bell slipped right back into her iconic role like the show was never cancelled. Every sarcastic remark was delivered with just the right amount of snark and charm, every movement the perfect combination of bravado and poise that made Veronica Mars the sort of character you wanted to be. And she also portrays the way Veronica as a character had changed in the nine years since we last saw her with finesse.

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Each character has changed to some degree, well except the comically ‘stuck in high-school’ cliches, like Madison Sinclair whose actions at their 10-year reunion sees the occasion erupt into chaos. The sort of chaos that used to follow Veronica around like a shadow, but had left her once she began her ascent into the respectable life. You’ll notice right away at the start, after the exposition-y beginning recap, that suit-wearing law-graduate Veronica may have mini-outbursts of the snarky Neptune badass we’d loved- but had definitely become a New York sophisticate with Piz. Who she’d only begun dating again a year before the movie begins, safe- adorkable Piz.

But Thomas doesn’t waste much time before dragging our protagonist back to Neptune, not for the reunion our sidekick Wallace (Percy Daggs III) tries to convince Veronica via text to attend, but rather for the film’s main storyline! Which of course has Logan at the nucleus, accused of murdering his pop-star [ex]girlfriend Bonnie deVille (formerly Carrie Bishop….also formerly portrayed by Leighton Meester in the show, now played by Andrea Estella? The change in actress sort of threw me as I tried to remember who she was) and calling in Veronica to help him choose a lawyer- as she informs him she doesn’t do ‘that’ anymore.

What’s ‘that’, I hear you ask? Well only what made her who she was for all three seasons before Veronica Mars was taken away from us, the absence of which has apparently seen her form solid relationships and secure excellent job prospects (because without it she can maintain a low profile) and absolutely ‘bore the shit’ out of her. Coming face to face with her past seems to just bring it all right back out, the need to solve mysteries and right injustices, Veronica’s defining characteristics. Only now…she’s a woman.

Our verdict? See the film. Whether or not you’re a fan you’re sure to be seduced by the snark, excellent acting and a decent whodunnit plot with one or two surprises along the way. Fans of the show are no doubt chuffed by the shutouts to Marshmallows, one and all, and the old faces that make a appearances are sure to put your fanboy/girl heart into overload.
I’m going to go ahead and give it a FOUR out of FIVE Silent LOLs, because what can I say? Two LOLs weren’t silent, two were for LoVe and one? Well, one’s for seeing old friends.
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HONOURABLE MENTIONS:

- “Who’s your daddy?”

- “It’s been…boring.”

- CLICK FOR DETAILS ON HOW TO WIN A VERONICA MARS MOVIE POSTER! Just tell us how you’d get caught, trying to cover-up/commit a murder, and the most amusing screw-up wins!

- Spoilery things beyond this point, don’t say I didn’t warn ya!
- Did you catch Deputy Sacks referencing Mitchell and Webb? “Are we the baddies?” Poor Deputy Sacks, I remember him being a sympathetic character even in the show and well. The corruption in Neptune has only seemed to increase in the nine years since we last saw Veronica, walking out of the voting booth.

- Some gifs for gifs’ sake!
- Logan Watch, also did anyone else think of Gary Preston from Miranda when Logan showed up in uniform? ‘Puncture my lilo!’

With Two Weeks To Go, Here’s The First Two Minutes Of The ‘Veronica Mars’ Movie!

“The old me, angry me, vengeful me. New me? People say I’m a marshmallow.”

She does it! She does the thing! And in the first two minutes of the Veronica Mars movie that over 91,000 fans, or Marshmallows, helped make. The opening sequence is an excellent little refresher for us die-hard Marshmallows but an induction for the uninitiated. We get a quick rundown of Veronica’s life as a ‘teenage private-eye’ with Kristen Bell’s snark-filled voice taking us through the opening sequence, oh how I’ve missed it. Granted we know that Rob Thomas initially didn’t want Veronica’s voiceover to appear in the movie until she started up her investigations again.

I have a very specific strategy on the voiceover in the movie. There is a “Godfather III” element to this: “No matter how much I think I’m out, they pull me back in,” and Veronica as a non-PI, she doesn’t use voiceover — it’s only when she picks that mantle back up. So we do not open with voiceover — I will tell you that. We have a bunch of cast deals done, but we’re trying to parse them out now that we have them.

But apparently, when the movie was tested, most of the people who went in blind (never having seen any of the show’s epic three-season run) felt lost and confused by the back-story, so Rob had to do what he could.

How epic is it that although the film will be opening in select American cinemas on March 14, the movie will still be available worldwide? That’s right, Veronica Mars will be available to everyone, worldwide.

Rob Thomas explains how this will work on a Kickstarter Project Update:

“1. On March 14, Veronica Mars will be available, both to rent and purchase from DIGITAL RETAILERS (such as iTunes and Amazon) and on-demand through participating CABLE and SATELLITE providers, worldwide.

2. This also means that, on March 14, ALL backers whose rewards include digital copies of Veronica Mars will receive instructions for streaming and downloading the movie. That means that if you pledged at the $35 level or higher, you will be able to see the movie opening weekend.”

So two weeks and counting Marshmallows. Two weeks…and counting. But until then…

Frozen - Sisters before Misters!

Disney-FrozenLoosely based on Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow Queen, Frozen is the latest Disney movie that’s taken the world by (snow) storm. It took the award for the Best Animated Feature Film at the 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards, granted it was robbed of the award for Best Original Song. It’s also been nominated for Best Animated Feature at the 86th Academy Awards and ‘Let It Go’ has been nominated for Best Song. Considering it’s been a month or two, need I say ‘Spoilers?’

It has all the makings of a classic Disney tale, a princess or two, excellent musical numbers, a prince, a broody rogue, weird sidekicks and initial tragedy. However directors, Jennifer Lee (who also penned the screenplay) and Chris Buck gave us so much more than a ‘classic Disney tale’. They gave us a wittily-written, visually-stunning and excellently-voiced film about true, unconditional, love and sacrifice. Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Santino Fontana, Jonathan Groff and Josh Grad lend their wonderful voices to some excellent, (mostly) well-developed, characters. Kristen Bell’s Anna is a fearless optimist who misses hanging out with her broody older sister, Elsa, voiced by Menzel. Elsa has the power to create and ice and snow, and while it is a thing of beauty it could also be rather dangerous. As is a lot of things, to be fair. However when she nearly kills Anna, their parents are advised by wise trolls (what’s that? The sound of the internet laughing) that it’s best for Anna to forget about Elsa’s powers and for Elsa to keep it hidden from the world. ‘Conceal, don’t feel’ is exactly what Elsa didn’t need, and while her parents meant well it ultimately wound up doing more damage than good, before they up and drowned at sea. An argument between the two sisters, at Elsa’s coronation, set off by Anna wanting to get married to Hans who she just met, culminates in Elsa’s powers being exposed to everyone and Elsa bolting. But not before unknowingly setting off an ‘eternal Winter’.

I like the development of Anna and Kristoff’s friendship of convenience into actual friendship, before it turned into romantic affection as realised by neither until near the end. Sven, a reindeer, and Olaf, a magically animated snowman, were more perceptive. I love that there’s an obvious ‘red herring’ villain in the form of the Duke of Weselton (WEASEL-town), voiced by Alan Tudyk. I thought I would hate Olaf, but he was actually hilarious.

However, the most important aspects of Frozen were the sibling relationship between Anna and Elsa and the subversion of traditional Disney norms like ‘true love’ and ‘happily ever afters’ only realised once you find ‘the one’. Anna puts her sister before herself, choosing to save Elsa’s life rather than her own. In doing so we discover that her sacrifice in and of itself was an ‘act of true love’ strong enough to thaw the ice in her heart. It then dawns on Elsa that it was ‘love’ she needed, in order to stop herself from losing control of her powers, not isolation.

The score (Christophe Beck) and songs (Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez) were great, Beck makes great use of the orchestra and the Robert and Kristen provide some top notch songs. ‘Let It Go’ was reminiscent of ‘Defying Gravity’ from Wicked, both in terms of theme and tone, but this is by no means a criticism. It helps that Menzel’s voice is perfection. ‘Do You Want To Build A Snowman?’ is adorable but utterly devastating, and ‘For The First Time In Forever’ is a great duet and I knew Bell could sing, but wow! ‘In Summer’ is hilarious in all of its oxymoronic folly, and the Trolls’ ‘Fixer Upper’ is catchy, albeit a bit pointless; but the shipping though!

And yes, random tumblrer, tumblrin, tumblrite, I do agree; what the heck was with Kristoff’s background?

Now ‘Love Is An Open Door’ was catchy and certainly funny, especially for the way it parodies previous Disney princesses’ romantic ideals as outlandish and obviously strange. (Further emphasised by the reactions of other characters to the sudden engagement.) However the full impact of the song hits you at the end when you discover that Prince Hans was a gold-digging douche-bag. (And in actuality a few things become apparent- he wasn’t about to say sandwiches, why you gotta lie Hans? Why so desperate? And when they go in search of Anna and find Elsa and he pushes the crossbow up to ‘stop the guards from hitting Elsa’; upon closer inspection you’ll find that he glances up at the ceiling before taking action. He was aiming the crossbow so that it would hit the ice crystal chandelier so that it’d come crashing down on Elsa. He was hoping to kill her right then and there ya bastard! Ahem, this parenthesis has become insanely long.)

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Fun fact: the Lopez’s are Arrested Development fans and the references were all inserted ‘subconsciously’. It almost makes up for the fact that Jonathan Groff (Kristoff) didn’t have a significant song for his killer voice. Almost. (‘Reindeers Are Better Than People’ was far too short, far too short.)

The movie managed to be heartwarming but not overly sentimental and there were a few sly jokes in there that adults could smirk at while innocently going right over a child’s head. Kristoff questioning Anna about how much she knew about Hans comes to mind. “Shoe size?” “Shoe size doesn’t matter!” The end result is a great film that’s fun for the whole family with a message we can all get behind. It leaves quite an impact, much like Anna’s sucker punch.

Honourable Mentions:

- There might be a sequel. There might be a sequel!

- While I’m not surprised by how much I liked Frozen, I am surprised by the amount of likes this particular photo has gotten.

Frozen!!!Frozen isn’t the first Disney movie to teach girls that you don’t need a man to save you, and whoever made this photo has a very short memory. Belle, in Beauty in the Beast, gave up her freedom to save her father. Mulan disguised herself as a man, at the risk of being discovered and executed, in order to take her father’s place in the Imperial Army and although Repunzel needed Flynn act as her guide to the floating lanterns, in the end it was her ingenuity and resourcefulness that helped her the most. However the most recent princess film, Brave, comes to mind. Merida subverts the ideal that in order to find oneself, one must find ‘the one’.

- I’m going to leave you with this nightmare I discovered on tumblr.

- Now I feel responsible for the nightmares you’ll all be having. So quick, listen to this one!