The Crown of Embers & The Bitter Kingdom

Crown of EmbersTitle: The Crown of Embers

Series: Fire and Thorns Trilogy

Author: Rae Carson

Publisher: Green Willow Books

The second book in the ‘Fire and Thorns’ trilogy by Rae Carson, Crown of Embers, is a doozy of a follow-up to Elisa’s story. This can be a difficult task, creating a second book that doesn’t just compliment the first but is also enjoyable in its own right while also paving the way for the final installment of the trilogy. However Carson manages to pull it off with adventure, assassination attempts, romance, magic and even more growing up, some of which were consequences that came with the responsibilities of being Queen Regent to the people of Joya d’Arena, and trying to find one’s way around the political intricacies of a Kingdom that continues to be in turmoil.

There were definite problems with the book, I won’t lie. For instance, I let the heavy Judeo-Christian ideology that seems to form the world of Fire and Thorns slide, largely because I was willing to see it develop and branch off into something different. However I found it awkward that a lot of the Scripture quoted in Crown of Embers was taken right out of the Bible. Not kidding, you can check.

Honourable Mentions:

- Storm’s my favourite. He’s a sassy batch.


Title: The Bitter Kingdom

Series: Fire and Thorns Trilogy

Author: Rae Carson

Publisher: Green Willow Books

Hector’s been taken and it occurs to Elisa that in order to unite Joya d’Arena under her rule she’ll need to marry him- which of course is convenient because she’s in love with him. Elisa puts herself in danger, this isn’t news- she’s constantly in danger it seems, for the good of her kingdom and more to the point to save the man she loves. Who would really rather she not risk her life for him, but hey- she’s the queen, she’ll do as she damn well pleases.

So off she goes, into enemy territory, on a rescue mission with Mara, Belen and Storm to save Hector, I like the moments where we’re given Hector’s point of view. There are a few close calls, and Elisa does continue to develop both as a decision maker and as a character. There are a few nice additions to the character list, and moments that threaten to make you throw the book aside and yell at the wall.

I won’t spoil the third book. Go have a read. It’s actually a rather good conclusion to the trilogy. Things are tied up and everyone dies. No one’s left alive, now that’s how you end a story.

You know I’m kidding right?

Honrouable Mentions:

- Them Invierno names though. “He Who Wafts Gently With the Wind Becomes as Mighty as the Thunderstorm.”

- Storm’s still my favourite sassy Invierno.

The Girl of Fire and Thorns Review

Title: The Girl of Fire and Thorns

Series: Fire and Thorns Trilogy

Author: Rae Carson

Publisher: Green Willow Books

Took me a while, but I feel like we should talk about this book, nay this trilogy, by Rae Carson. The Girl of Fire and Thorns is the first book in the Fire and Thorns series about a girl with a precious stone in her bellybutton and if you’re going to read any further I should probably warn you that this review will be riddled with spoilers. So continue reading at your own peril. Also, it’s been out since 2011, I’d be more worried about being spoiled by YOU. I know that doesn’t make sense, don’t look at me like that. Can we just get back to the task at hand? Thank you.

Lucero-Elisa’s a 16-year-old princess of Orovalle who’s been told all her life that she’s this chosen one who bears the Godstone, that stone lodged in her bellybutton I mentioned earlier. As far as protagonists go she’s pretty well-rounded, both physically (at first) and characteristically. She’s got quite an inferiority complex despite being constantly told she’s the ‘chosen one’, and eats her feelings- making her this doughy, rather unlikely, heroine upon first impression. Told in the first person narrative we’re sucked right into Elisa’s world and inner musings, right on her wedding day where she’s having trouble trying to fit into her wedding dress. Her, yes arranged, marriage to a widowed king, Alejandro (Alexander) de Vega, from a neighbouring kingdom- Joya D’Arena, is just the beginning of Elisa’s problems. Carson does a good job of conveying Elisa’s frustration with feeling like a second-rate citizen in her own royal family, especially when she describes her older (much better composed and beautiful) sister. After her wedding to Alejandro, Elisa is shipped off to Joya D’Arena with her new, rather pretty, husband and everything just goes so so wrong- and remains so for quite some time.

The book is first and foremost a bildungsroman, Elisa grows into her own over the course of the novel and it’s quite an interesting transformation from this nearly useless podgy character to a semi-useful sturdy heroine. As a character I see no Mary Sue-ish tendancies, Elisa’s far from perfect even towards the end of the novel. However she has her shining moments, when their company is attacked on their way to Joya D’Arena Elisa manages to save Alejandro’s life, who it seems was frozen in fear at the time, not even the handsome Alejandro is perfect. While she’s physically unfit at the start she’s well-versed in her world’s version of The Art of War.

When she’s kidnapped by a rebellion- which includes a maid who seemingly hates her, Cosmé and her dear sweet brother, Humberto- Elisa is dragged through the desert with them and comes out a better person for it. She loses a lot of the weight, I don’t recommend the Jesus-diet, and with her wit and the help of her trusty prayer stone lodged in her belly she becomes a powerful rebel leader as she experiences firsthand what war against the Inviernos is doing to the people of Joya D’Arena. Side note, as far as foes go, Inviernos are scary but have the most ridiculously long names.

I’ve heard the words ‘Christian-Lit’ thrown about in reference to this series and there are obvious parallels with Christianity- to the point where you think, am I reading Christian Lit? I’m talking, Judeo-Christians, our father who art in heaven, Christian. But it’s all very easy to overlook, for anyone who might be put off by the idea, especially when you factor in the jewels for belly-button magic business.

It’s an engrossing read, don’t just take it from me Tamora Pierce says so on the cover. Carson doesn’t just write a good main character, her secondary characters are all rather complex and fleshed out, with their own motives and stories. From the beautiful Condessa Ariña who’s got something going on with the King to Elisa’s crazy ninja nursemaid Ximena and the noble commander of the Kingsguard, Lord Hector who populate the world she’s created, to the beautifully crafted lands, all with their own characteristics, there’s something truly absorbing about Carson’s writing.

We’re left with the suitable amount of questions that’ll take us into the next installment of the trilogy, Crown of Embers. What with Alejandro dead, it’s now down to Elisa to watch things until Alejandro’s son is of age to take the throne. His death, in the end, was noble I think. The king was sort of a coward to begin with, wasn’t he? As charming as he was, a leader he was not.

Honourable [?] Mentions:

- Was it necessary for Humberto to die? Poor kid, but I suppose in the long run it’s for the best. It never would have worked out between them, unless Elisa was willing to abdicate for him. Extreme, maybe she could have kept a mancubine? (No, I am not struggling to hold in my laughter right now.) Is that the male version of a concubine? This is crass, I apologise.

- Let’s have a look at these covers shall we? It bears mentioning because who’s the girl on the cover here supposed to be? Certainly not the plump, dark-skinned Elisa. Apparently the publishers realised their mistake and changed the cover to that sparkly one up there where you can just make out someone’s face in a huge stone. Wouldn’t want to be accused of white-washing, would we?

Well done on the UK for getting Elisa’s colouring right, however.

- In the Fire and Thorns trilogy, the next Crown of Embers is next. Tune in?

The Death Cure Review

https://stockyardmama.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/deathcure.jpg?w=788 Title: The Death Cure Series: The Maze Runner Trilogy

Author: James Dashner

Publisher: Delacorte Press

What’s that I hear? I finished this book months ago and haven’t posted a review despite the fact that the book’s been out for over two years? Pipe down shuckfaces, I’m getting to it. Who’s ready for a chat about the conclusion to James Dashner’s dystopian sci-fi trilogy? Where do I begin, how about I start at ‘can I get an Amen now that that’s over?’ AMEN! Also, fair warning, this review will contain SPOILERS.

Not that it matters, because no questions were answered in the making of this book, apparently. And there were a lot of questions to be asked. Like why Thomas joined WICKED in the first place, and why wouldn’t you want your memories back in order to understand what exactly you were rebelling against?! And who the hell makes a ‘plague’ to control entire populations without first testing out what exactly the bloody side-effects are? If you scratch the plot enough I feel it’ll crumble like a brittle branch on a tree that’ll see you plummet from that place you sit suspending your disbelief. If, like me, you tore through the book trying to find a reason to like Thomas let me save you the trouble- there isn’t one. I’m kidding, but seriously I think in the end he should have sacrificed himself for the sake of the others. Because sure he considered everyone his friend, he may even have had conflicted emotions in regards to Teresa and Brenda (more of which I will discuss further below in it’s own category of ‘What the actual?’) but in the end Thomas felt like someone being pulled along by forces outside of his control no matter how he responded.

Minho and Newt were the only characters I liked, aside from Jorge who was just around and did cool things like calling everyone ‘brother’ in Spanish- every time he spoke, ‘hermano- what jew doing? Hermano, no don’t do that ese.’ Great characterisation. Now I liked Minho because he was a simple guy- wanted to survive, did what it took and was just likeable. I don’t know whether it was because in contrast to Thomas, anyone could have been likeable, but I found Minho much more pleasant than I did Thomas. Also, the emotion. Minho had more human emotion in his pinky than Thomas seemed to have in his entire body. Chestnut aside, Minho was an interesting character which I would gladly read more about. Now Newt. Dear, sweet, unfortunate Newt. Another well-written character having to interact with poorly-written ones- I’m looking at you, Thomas. I felt more of an affiliation with the Cranks than I did with Thomas, and I don’t know if this says something about me in particular, or whether it’s because I have a point. I’m going with the latter.

Newt, struggling with the weight of knowing he’s slowly going insane with the Flare, wants Thomas to kill him. He’d given Thomas a note to read when the time was right, “Kill me. If you’ve ever been my friend, kill me.” Thomas doesn’t have the balls to do it until much later, shooting Newt in the head. Understandable, who’d want to shoot one of their best friend’s in the head? But it’s choosing the lesser of two evils, letting Newt live out the rest of his days the way he was going, as a Crank, would have been the cruelest option by far.

What the Actual?!

I understand the need for a triangle, the romantic angle appeals to the reader, I suppose, keeps ‘em in suspense. Here’s the thing, while romance and a romantic triangle have the potential to humanise a book, when done well, it just aggravates the reader when executed poorly. And it was executed rather poorly here. First of all, it would have benefited from fleshed out female characters. Teresa was around for all three books and I felt like I hardly knew a thing about her, certainly not enough to decide whether or not I liked her- and then she’s just killed off. Thomas’ reaction is priceless. It’s like he’s watching Teresa get onto a train, rather than be crushed to death by a slab of ceiling which she saved him from. If Thomas were to be examined by the authorities, following the death of a spouse, they’d rule that he’d concocted the entire thing in order to start dating Brenda. It just seemed that way, okay? And who the hell is Brenda in the end, but someone who also lied to him from the beginning of their relationship? At least Thomas had known Teresa since he was a child and what she did she did out of necessity- at least in her own skewed way. We won’t really know because Teresa’s motivations were largely kept from us. And we’d also never know if Thomas and Brenda knew each other before the Flare because Thomas refused to let them return his memories. In the end Teresa’s death seemed almost inconsequential to Thomas, I think he cared more about Chuck’s death- and Chuck’s death was a product of WICKED’s control. I suppose it was a way to redeem Teresa’s transgressions and open up the pathway for Thomas and Brenda to skip happily off to a paradise filled with Munies (derogatory term for Immunes), but it just came off looking like a cop out. Yeah, I said it. Suddenly Teresa was expendable?

Honestly, Dashner should have made the ultimate sacrifice and killed off Thomas. I don’t know if I have much else to offer, if you’ve made it this far I’ll give you this. Dashner’s writing improved, his characterisation took a dive and his world-building, granted it’s ours just set in a world where the our Ozone layer’s gone kaput and the sun’s scorch has ravaged the land and the governments stupidly released a plague to control people but it backfired and ended up making them UNcontrollable, is pretty cool. But this is a series I’m quite happy to be done with. Doesn’t mean I’m not excited for the film. Yay!

Honourable Mentions: - I was left feeling like one of the subjects, kept in the dark for the most part and wishing I was somewhere else. - Even Janson felt more developed than Thomas and he was the bad guy. Also, what a wack job- but then again he had contracted the Flare. What was Thomas’ excuse? - Chancellor Paige stepped out of those memos and into our hearts. Not really, but Wicked is Good. Also, not really. Every government that took part in the release of the Flare were incompetent fools. Wicked is Stupid, more like. - I may review Rae Carson’ Fire and Thorns trilogy next. Great female protagonist, interesting world and lore, an all-round epic read. Any thoughts? Anyone? Anyone out there? *echoes*