Jawkward does Romance: Stop and Stare

She didn’t know his name, but he had the most beautiful eyes she’d ever seen in her life.

They were a dark blue hue tinged in a darker green. They were lovely.

Almost as lovely as the word lovely.

Yet he never spoke to her, he would just stare at her whenever they were near each other.

It was most disconcerting.

Especially because she didn’t like being stared at, even if the person had the most beautiful eyes she’d ever seen.

She attempted to speak to him once, just to ask why he stared at her.

She wasn’t very surprised when he didn’t say anything.

He merely smiled secretively and brushed past her.

She wasn’t surprised, but she didn’t like it either.

And it wasn’t like he was mute, she’d heard his voice before; slightly scratchy and deep, it was a rather nice voice.

So why didn’t he speak to her? It made her self-conscious when people stared at her, but on top of that wouldn’t speak to her?

It was irritating, and she didn’t take irritation well.

So one morning while eating breakfast at a diner she spied him outside, just staring at her.

And she decided to stare back, gripping her knife and fork in each hand as she concentrated.

She strained the shit out of her globular organs that morning.

It was a staring competition to end all staring competitions.

But because he was very skilled in the art of staring, she lost.

The staring competition wasn’t the only thing she lost, however.

Placing down her knife, she stood up and calmly walked outside.

She took a deep breath and asked why it was he stared at her.

When he didn’t reply, she stabbed him with her fork.

Sassy Robots Appreciation Post

I received an email from Jess yesterday morning entitled ‘Hello’ and I was sure, so sure, it was my friend seeing how I was on that fine Monday morning. I was incorrect.

From Jessica Kumar (@ really important accountant job place)

Why did the review not gif the most awesome part of the show?

Those sassy robots?

I don’t even . . . .

I’m surprised she didn’t open with Haha

However, my sincerest apologies, invisible readers, for not mentioning or gif-ing those sassy robots. They were indeed delightfully sassy.

And I think I loved them, except for when they killed MY favourite part of the episode. Tricey. (Still a sore subject)

Dinosaurs? On a Spaceship?

Yeah. Dinosaurs. Big, extinct, upright lizards. That’s all I had to say before the little hairs on the back of your neck stood up in utter anticipation for the rest of my post, wasn’t it? Go on, admit it. ADMIT IT YOU WH- sorry. That escalated pretty quickly. Let’s get back to Doctor Who and the second episode of the the seventh series. First of all, as Jess -the ever calculating (no pun intended) Jess- pointed out, this episode served as a great standalone. One of those episodes you could have missed (HOW/WHY COULD YOU EVER LET THAT HAPPEN?! Especially nowadays with the internet at your service) and it wouldn’t be detrimental to your understanding of any overall story arcs. Secondly, this has got to be the only show out there that will give you Triceratops Feels and then punch you, right in those Tricey feels. Until you can no longer breathe. Filch you’re such a bastard!

Right, so I’m going to make remarks using bullet points, because I’m lazy and there’s no fixing that flaw.

  • Lestrade (that’s his name to me, sorry guys but I won’t call him by anything else) was pretty funny. Well, despite his blatant sexism.
  • And could Queen Nefertiti be any more badass?
  • Rory’s dad was adorable.
This made me a tad teary eyed. Gosh. Emotational. (New word: learn it, live it, love it!)

I kept expecting him to proclaim that the TARDIS and everything going on wasn’t particularly ‘muggle-ish’

  • TRICEY, WHY?!
I’d like to make a toast. To Tricey, who would have made an excellent companion. A kindhearted triceratops who just wanted to play with Rory’s dad’s (golf) balls and gave the fellas a lift when they needed it. Not many humans would be so friendly as to let you ride in their car, let alone on their back. But Tricey, Tricey was better than most humans. Tricey deserved more. Tricey deserved to make it to Siluria with the other dinosaurs. So *raises glass* here’s to Tricey! May your heaven be filled with all the plants and vegetation you desire.
  • Also, foreshadowing much?!

“Come on Pond, you’ll be there til’ the end of me”

*INSTANT FACE DROP*

The end is nigh and quite frankly I’m not ready for it. I say that every time a companion’s time comes to an end though. The bucket for my creys are ready, however.

  • Special mentions. Rory’s face.

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  • Hahahahahahaha Rory’s face.

Also, I see some people complaining about how the way the Doctor left Filch to get his just desserts wasn’t cool. Guys. Come on. Filch killed a bunch of Silurians, Tricey and took Nefertiti. He was a dick.

Filch, just because you’re a squib doesn’t mean you gotta be a dick.

Jawk. Out.

NZFW: JawkwardLOL does fashion.

Here at JawkwardLOL we pride ourselves on being up to date with the latest fashions.

That’s why we went out and bought some crocs.

We heard they’re the IT thing to be rockin’ this summer.

You heard it here first.

Jawk that runway. Rock out with your crocs out.

Asylum of the Daleks: Feels and Spoilers.

After a thoughtful nap I’ve decided it’s time to unleash my feels about the the premiere of Doctor Who series 7 onto the world. If the Pond Life mini series was anything to go by I should have been prepared for some manhandling of my emotions during Asylum of the Daleks. I was not. In fact I walked into this episode with a sort of blind optimism, what with it being the first episode back and all. However it was evident from the very start of the episode that it was going to be a sucker punch to the feels. (That’s ‘emotions’ for non-tumblr speaking humans. Humans. *bites fist*)

In other words, the episode hurt me heart. Dear god, me heart. That’s right.

We’re taken to a run down Skaro, where the Doctor is successfully lured and captured by the Daleks with the use of a humanoid dalek puppet. Not many people successfully get a message to the Doctor, but this lady isn’t ‘people’ is she? She’s a dalek puppet. Dalek puppets aren’t in short supply either for we see others also ‘acquire’ the Ponds.

WHO’VE JUST SIGNED DIVORCE PAPERS?!

But they’re The Ponds, they’re Amy and Rory, it’s always been them. Always. And yet Amy’s all ‘I don’t have a husband’ and Rory’s snippy and all ‘sign these papers’ and I’m sitting there wanting to throw my remote at the TV. SO MANY ANDS! Oh my conjunction!

Not only do we start off with the abduction of the Doctor and (soon to be divorced) Ponds by Daleks, we’re then taken to the Parliament of the Daleks https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9pqlfZSuD1rakhd2o2_400.gif where they implore him to save them. Because ‘a darn ship’s ruptured the force field surrounding the planet keeping our crazies captive and you’re the only one who can go down there because we’re scared shitless.’ True story.

Also there’s- WAIT A SECOND THAT’S THE NEW COMPANION!

They told us Christmas. But I should have known.

It was a nice little reveal though.

The Doctor: At long last, it’s Christmas! Here I am!

*Dalek’s begging like little bitches* + TITLE SEQUENCE

And then BAM https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9oulhXJUM1r0hpa1o1_250.gif

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Because I was told Christmas. And quite frankly it’s not Chris…wait. IT’S CHRISTMAS! AT LONG LAST!

I’m going to put it out there, I love Oswin. She’s got…spunk.

Which of course means something bad’s going to happen to her. Haha, no, sorry, I mean something bad HAS ALREADY HAPPENED to her. EGGS. EGGS-STIR-MIN-ATE.

EXTERMINATE.

A DALEK! IF I DIDN’T LOVE HER BEFORE I LOVE HER NOW. I’M DEAD.

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THEN SHE BREAKS THE 4TH WALL- I can’t. I’m out.

If you need me I’ll be dancing away my sorrows.

Like ballerina!dalek over here.

But yay!

The POND’S MAKE UP!!!
And yet…
Because this is Moffat’s run and no one can be happy. NO ONE.

Except perhaps the Doctor (amidst his self-loathing) as he relishes the Daleks (whose memories of him have all been wiped by Oswin!Dalek ) asking ‘Doctor who?’ DOCTOR WHO? Someone on the show saying the words ‘Doctor’ and ‘who’ together ALWAYS get me. Always.

Next week: Dinosaurs, on a Spaceship! We find out Rory’s a Weasley, Filch gets robots and shit to compensate for being a squib and Lestrade gets asked to help the Doctor but most probably responds with:

SUCKAS!